Hermes Pissmegistus

@aleph

they/them millenial dipshit, virgo, welder union 4 lyfe 🌱🪬🌱

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Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· 4d

*holds hand perfectly still*

POV: brown colorpoint cat leans his head against my hand

cat’s head now completely sideways and squished into hand

cat somehow even more squished into hand, eyes completely squinted shut

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· 22d

dating a tall person and they have to stand like this to kiss u

giraffe drinking water with its legs splayed out

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· 27d

Jimothy doodle

stylized brush pen drawing of Jimothy the short-spined raccoon from Seattle. he is a round little bean with normal sized legs.

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Jun 23

9-year-old me had some opinions about the various translations of Beowulf

“I liked the 2000 edition better because it was more detailed. It had more bite. “God-cursed Grendel” speaks to me more than “with the wrath of God on his back”.

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· May 27

oooh the pink ones are cool these were mine this year

red/gold supreme sultan iris up close, much larger than my hand which i am holding up for scale

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· May 20

in an age where everyone is arguing over “solder vs ProPress,” one department dares to answer “Yes.”

nonsensical piping system with too many tees and weird asymmetrical fittings

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· May 15

anyone mind if i

geometry challenge where it rated my triangle 100%

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· May 11

Howard Moon (haggard looking man in sleeveless Hawaiian shirt) and Milky Joe (a coconut on a stick). Subtitle reads “it’s not where you are in this world, Milky Joe. it’s the company you keep.”

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Apr 28

me omw to pay my insurance bill

Rider-Waite 7 of swords

a guy running off with an armful of swords

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Apr 26

just got back from the mountains, did i miss anything?

looking up at mount st helens from an ash field surrounded with pine trees

selfie sitting at the base of the mountain

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Apr 12

mister baby man decided he would try to experience The Outdoors today he got as far as the edge of the porch before i reminded him he has the survival instincts of a paper towel

brown colorpoint cat sitting on the back of the couch peeking out from behind a curtain

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Apr 8

see i *didn’t* bet money that Israel would break a ceasefire within 24 hours, but maybe i should have

“Relief over a truce between the United States and Iran gave way on Wednesday to alarm that fighting was still raging across the region, as Israel launched its biggest attacks yet on Lebanon, and Iran struck Gulf neighbours' oil facilities.”

Excerpt From
“Relief at truce gives way to alarm as Israel pounds Lebanon, Iran hits neighbors”
Steve Holland, Parisa Hafezi, Alexander Cornwell, Maya Gebeily
Reuters
https://apple.news/AKa4EM5RHQZSnWQmITMMeQQ
This material may be protected by copyright.

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Apr 3

it’s important to keep all your beans in one place

cat sleeping curled up, face covered by paws, all paws touching in front of face, one ear poking out

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Mar 31

im some kind of monkey wizard priest, my best friend is a giant fish man, we’re gonna save the world with the power of botany and guns! 🤠

guy with huge ears, glowing eyes, and crystals growing out of his head. also he’s got a huge fancy moustsche.

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Mar 1

turned this painting into a block print ✨💀✨

acrylic painting of a three-eyed skull next to a carved block that i made using the painting as reference, and a couple of prints

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Feb 24

fascinating things happening here

Republic of Ghouls doing phrenology on Erika Kirk, whose arched brows and short philtrum mark her as an “impulsive hedonistic demon”

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Feb 22

art day 🤠

quick self-portrait on black paper in green & purple pastel

block print of Anton Chigurh, black ink on red paper

block print of a strawberry, 4x black on red, 4x red on white

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Feb 13

counterpoint:

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Feb 5

Scut Farkus from A Christmas Story, who looks exactly like David Ellison

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Jan 30

black/white checkered flag that means “no (negative)”

black/white cross flag that means “stop carrying out your intentions”

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Jan 15

*is pet*

brown colorpoint cat rubbing on my hand so hard his face is all distorted on one side

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Jan 13

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Jan 5

meanwhile in war-torn Portland,

a full rainbow over a street of houses in golden hour light

Hermes Pissmegistus@aleph· Jan 1

watching Shameless as a 20 year old and feeling devastated that i would never get to be a dude with ripped-off sleeves drinking beers on the stoop with his boyfriend 🥺😔