i miss gertrude every day 💔

for the record he wasn’t on the bed when i started stripping the sheets off

it’s so hot that i almost worked my shift in mismatched shoes just to avoid going back outside to my car

how could anyone not acknowledge this angel flopping repeatedly flopping down to show you his belly

rewarding myself for surviving my 3rd decade of life with 3 new tattoos

close enough

i regret to inform you that this is actually pretty good

inject it into my veins

any time someone goes off about hating the catcher in the rye i assume it’s because reading it when they were 14 made them feel like this.

i came out of my mother an atheist but the vatican sleeper agent inside of me still awakens when an adult convert or protestant says some dumb shit

mine hunkers down on my back/shoulders whenever she can

her name is ponzi is this close enough

“if they can do this to The Trans they might start doing it to real people soon!”

i’m drafting on vibes alone but at least my team name is good

These are Ponzi, Racketeering (Rico) and Arson Dave.