A humble picnic table staple, an inoffensive best friend, a bite-sized ballast. My reported-essay ode to kimbap, for @washingtonpost.com: wapo.st/41SKGdp

Reader email relays Sonny Jurgensen as a fan of football's least subtle fakery

The quotes for the story were just as delightfully silly: wapo.st/4fLQYRh