Felonious Monk (@alexqgb) · DIRTY

Felonious Monk

@alexqgb

I’m not happy about any of this, but thank you for asking

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Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jul 14

and for my troubles...

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jul 14

I have, which is why I was somewhat surprised when it went for Mamdani over Cuomo.

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jul 13

The Ninth circle looking especially crowded after this administration

Gustave Doré's illustration of the Ninth and lowest circle of hell, where Virgil is showing Dante the devil himself, who sulking massively in his frozen lair. It's cold down here, super cold. The sheet of ice beneath them is a sea of heads, frozen up to their necks for the gravest of sins; treachery, betrayal and treason.

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jul 12

premium bluesky

bluesky being bluesky on a day that ends with y

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jul 12

Meanwhile, back in Washington

split screen view above and below the surface of the reflecting pool. The surface is green with algae, beneath the surface, Mario navigates an equally green swamp level dressed in a frog suit, swimming toward coins. Three eight-bit fish, also green, look alarmed. It's pretty gross down there.

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jun 30

ok now I have beef

An outcome from the AI Compass quiz which names Matt Yglesias the patron saint for people with views most similar to mine. What the fuck.

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jun 24

honestly not sure how to handle this

Search result reading no results found for "lump of cope fallacy".

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jun 22

Jason, but make it Christine.

Low angle view of front end of a looming white pickup parked on a quiet suburban street at night, directly in front of a marked crosswalk. Stark street lighting from directly overhead gives the vehicle a menacing look, as though it were the rolling version of Jason Voorhees.

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jun 14

wow, they cannot catch a break

Post to X.com from @theweatherchannel "UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue's massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jun 14

If you’d like to have some fun, try reading this out loud in newscaster voice and just ~try~ not to crack up.

Post to x.com by the weather channel: “UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather situation on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind-gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal DC humidity is driving a triple digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitoes and gnats the fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92 foot overhang will keep the octagon dry a single lightning strike within 8 miles will trigger an automatic 30 minute. freeze to the entire event.”

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jun 12

looks like El Greco's Toledo

Toledo, by El Greco

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jun 11

The Tintin and Captain Haddock panel where the captain, trashed, is exclaiming what a week, and Tintin is saying GRMFF because this is the version where everything is falling apart in a horrible melting mess. Snowie looks dead.

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jun 9

Can you imagine paying this much money to have your evening ruined by Trump? Because these people can.

Seating chart for MSG showing price of various seats on the secondary market ranging from just shy of $5k in the rafters up to $41,000 center-court

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jun 5

Ready to sincerely thank Platner for his public service in drawing *so* much shit into the light.

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jun 1

not dead yet, motherfuckers

The iconic National Center for Atmospheric Research building, the late-spring tall grass in the foreground is turning from green to gold, high wispy clouds criss-cross the blue sky behind. GO Knicks.

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Jun 1

tl serendipity ftw

Frame grab of the OP in a reader's time line immediatly followed by a post from the Rural Indexing Project bot with a happy pride message and a photo of the Gayville railroad stop in Gayville, SD.

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· May 30

not sure if this counts as boosting the domestic slop industry

A post by the two-timing president of the United States, denigrating his first predecessor with an AI-generated image of an overstuffed garbage can the size of a hotel, as seen from across a parking lot in the evening light. It is captioned "The Obama Presidential Library"

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· May 25

we have better technology

A rifle scope attached to a bayonet

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· May 16

man, that logo

Album cover for NWA's Straight Outta Compton

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Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Apr 27

just living the dream

The Project Cybersyn control room, the epitome of early 1970's sci-fi inflected modernism.

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Apr 26

In another timeline, Sam Altman is just another ambitious hack working for Weyland-Yutani

Carter J. Burke, executive corporate weasel for Weyland-Yutani. He looks remarkably like Sam Altman.

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Apr 13

THIS Pope?

Pope Chicago with a black baseball bat. His face is smiling. His fist isn't.

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Apr 10

Failing to win a peace prize, he’s pivoting to a war prize, which he is also failing to win.

Donald Trump announcing the construction of a victory arch in Washington DC without specifying the victory.

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Apr 7

If you’re in your feels about the moon crew there are some choice bits in here

Album cover for the Ad Astra OST score by Max Richer, with additional music by Lorne Balfe and Nils Frahm

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Apr 3

Nothing but a good time here

Gas station pump showing 15.44 gallons selling for $100.38

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Apr 3

I’m not ruling out $8.00 gas by June.

Gas station sign showing premium at $6.88, and diesel at $7.89

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Mar 31

important duckling situation

Felonious Monk@alexqgb· Mar 31

straight *handed* it to them.

Cover of the Economist magazine from the week of Oct. 19-25, 2025. It shows a fat roll of $100 bills being powered by a mass of rocket engines as it lifts off from a launch pad. The title reads The Envy of the World, America's Economy: A Special Report