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Alex@alexsorrels· 23h

Sausage patty wanters

Winston, a tan and white dog, stands looking at the camera while Frizzy, an orange tabby cat, lies on the floor behind him.

Alex@alexsorrels· 1d

Hell yeah

Phone screenshot showing a scoreboard with the Mariners beating the Brewers 6 - 0

Alex@alexsorrels· 7d

Alt text:

"Tweet from wint (@dril), verified, 2:02 AM Feb 15, 2017: 'issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"'"

Alex@alexsorrels· 14d

Look who is getting along

Winston the jack russel terrier looks up at the camera from where he was standing over his little sister, an orange cat named Frizzy.

Alex@alexsorrels· 19d

I've been visited.

A black cat under a tree in a bed of mulch.

Closer shot of black cat with its piercing eyes.

Alex@alexsorrels· 19d

Ok this from the Mariners subreddit got me

Dennis from always sunny laying on the ground in a motel blanket with a mariners hat on. Text reads "me watching the lineup I begged God for"

Alex@alexsorrels· Jul 9

Lil dude got his vaccinations updated and now he's in a Traz hole and won't get up

Winston the Jack Russell terrier sitting in the grass in the sun by the road.

Alex@alexsorrels· Jul 6

Winston has a message for Belgium. @belgiummfa.bsky.social

Alex@alexsorrels· Jul 6

Well didn't get it done (got the wrong solenoid for shutter release) but I think it's gonna be good.

3d printed hand grip with push button wiring attached to a 4x5 camera.

Alex@alexsorrels· Jul 6

Defend a one goal lead against El Tri in the World Cup at the Azteca. You have 35 minutes plus stoppage time. Your time starts now.

Series 7 taskmaster contestants on stage as Rhod reads the task envelope.

Alex@alexsorrels· Jul 1

Baseball Post

Alex@alexsorrels· Jun 30

I'm not really a ranch guy but if you are a fellow pickle sicko you have got to give this a go

A bottle of the new flavor of Litehouse Ranch Dressing and Dip. Pickle Ranch.

Alex@alexsorrels· Jun 28

POV your mother in law is in town.

Fitbit weekly cardio circle that says 696% 1065 of 153.

Alex@alexsorrels· Jun 25

Ms. Frizzle aka Frizzy.

Frizzy sits like a regal sphinx on her cat sized couch.

Alex@alexsorrels· Jun 24

Saw a muskrat today.

Muskrat swimming with some long grass in its mouth

Alex@alexsorrels· May 24

My local Lowe's has done one of the more American things I've ever seen.

Parking spot at Lowe's with cinder blocks holding up American flags and flags for different armed services in front of a bench and sign that says "For Memorial Day Lowe's is Reserving a Parking Spot in Honor of Our Fallen Military Members."

Alex@alexsorrels· May 23

It's gonna be an #OrangeCatSummer imo

Ms. Frizzle aka Frizzy the orange cat is staring at you.

Alex@alexsorrels· May 12

This is going to be an extinction level event for me.

A DQ poster ad for a Cinnamon Toast Crunch Dipped Cone

Alex@alexsorrels· May 8

It appears we've been selected by the cat distribution system.

Ms. Frizzle the orange cat lays on the couch looking very cute.

Alex@alexsorrels· May 5

Build more trains. 📷 - Yashica Lynx 14 🎞️ - Kodak Gold 📍 - T-Mobile Park 🗓️ - October 15, 2022

A man in a mariners jersey watches the Amtrak 304 from the upper concourse of T-Mobile park. The photographer and the man do not realize they are about to sit through an 18 inning baseball nightmare. Fuck the Astros.

Alex@alexsorrels· May 2

That's a dub

Two slips of paper one reads "Robusta" and the other "Golden Temp"

Alex@alexsorrels· Apr 29

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

Alex@alexsorrels· Apr 29

Sun's out? Tongue's out.

Winston the precious Jack Russell Terrier licks his nose while lounging in the light of the sun on the deck.

Alex@alexsorrels· Apr 28

Sounds like "Old Aches and Pains" himself, Luke Appling (details are slightly off) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Ap...

The White Sox then were noted for their stinginess. You couldn't get a baseball out of them. Luke was popular, and everybody wanted an autographed baseball from a big league club, and especially from a guy like Luke. So he'd ask for the baseballs, and the White Sox management would send a message down, 'No!' He couldn't get any baseballs for autographs. So Luke would take batting practice early. I don't know whether he hit third, fourth, or fifth, I forget, but he'd lead off the batting practice. He could foul off every pitch. He was noted for fouling off pitches. He'd foul the balls into the grandstand, and the kids would grab the balls. Luke would flip the bat and look up at the press box as if to say, 'Take that!' I saw him do it once, and they talked about him doing that all the time. I understand he got baseballs pretty much whenever he wanted. It was either that, or he'd lose them all in batting practice."[6]

Alex@alexsorrels· Apr 26

The lion does not concern itself with whether the shed will fit into the car or not.

My beautiful wife sitting on top of an absurdly large box in the Costco parking lot.

Alex@alexsorrels· Apr 8

Is that good?

Seattle Mariners batting average leaderboard showing Josh Naylor (1B) at .104, Cal Raleigh (C) at .143, and Julio Rodríguez (CF) at .143.

Alex@alexsorrels· Apr 6

Jordan Chiles hits a unanimous 10 on floor and Minnesota and UCLA celebrate advancing together. (F*ck it is hot in here get an ac imo)

Alex@alexsorrels· Apr 5

It's gymnastics time in Corvallis. They're flipping, tumbling, jumping,swinging, and things of that nature. And there's no AC unfortunately

Sparsely populated Gill Coliseum in Corvallis, Oregon (home of the Oregon State Beavers)during warm ups for college gymnastics regional finals.

Alex@alexsorrels· Mar 31

It appears I shot a roll of 120 with the wrong side facing the lens somehow. We're inventing new fuck ups over here folks, watch out.