Altars of Chadness
@alhar567
heavy metal || power metal || death metal || black metal || blackened power death metal || also in favour of properly funding public services || and cats
didnt have "Peter Lindgren is now VP for Candy Crush" on my bingo card
because you can't be bothered to find anything that isn't immediately offered by streaming services
This is a great image but i won't be fully satisfied until I have a whole album of these evil cunts with the exact same expression of being hopelessly fucked
What kind of sick bastard buys the Tony Iommi fragrance that comes with its own guitar pick? It's me, I did. And I'd do it again (when I run out, this shit rules).
This is the type of shit boys get up to when the girl's aren't around
From Lowen last night - more metal bands need to have bejeweled belly dancers on stage, it's the secret sauce
This whole thing started because I asked it if Elon Musk would win in a hypothetical new sport of competitive coprophagia and it said that yes he would easily win
i asked grok if elon musk was the coolest person ever and it said "no of course not he's just the coolest person alive right now"
A metal band?!? That sings about swords and sorcery?!?! What will they think of next!
Ladies and gentlemen if I say I am a fragrance man, you will agree
all you people claiming this is some sort of impossibly disgusting and horrible scent seriously need to stop being such fucking babies
Ladies and gentlemen I bring you Judas Priest paying their respects to Ozzy Osbourne before launching into Giants in the Sky