Hello, boys. Is this where I seek validation? Like this?

I don’t remember this song, but we actually sound pretty good.

Setting goal: lose 10 lbs of fat and gain 10 lbs of muscle by November. Stay tuned.

Yes and I didn’t realize Patrick Leonard co wrote it. Orbit only got a small producer credit. Seems there was a Belgian song/artist claiming Frozen is a copy of his work.

I miss Palm Springs.

Here’s me a lil’ sweaty at the gym.

Is a smile enough?

Happy Pride.

Consistency is a bitch.

Just me thinking about red wine and sour candy.

Who’s having a good summer?

The number one reason I hide ads is “use of AI,” and they don’t even give you that option. Hmm. Why do we think that is?

Which Confessions II track am I listening to?

Madonna’s three most underrated albums are: 1) Erotica 2) Bedtime Stories 3) American Life. Change my mind.

For those who might not know, I sing sometimes. The is me last year. #fatherfigure

Okay I already figured it out. Because Google lol

Please help. I don’t own a dog but I’m dog sitting and I don’t know how this harness works. How is this supposed to attach? Do her front legs go through?

It’s a miracle I made it through this day.

Is everyone else’s Instagram grid filled with Madonna right now?

May or may not be hung over on a Wednesday.

Another Tuesday - obsessed with chasing the pump.

Get fit or die - Level 57.

Just over here competing for attention with a gaggle of hot straight 20-somethings.

If I’m so tired, why can’t I fall asleep?

This panel turned me gay in the 80s. Thank you, George Perez.