Alistor!

@alistor

Giant pink otter monster critter here to weird this place up with more furry nonsense. She/They, macro furry enthusiast, queer as all hell. No minors! This is an adult account following adult accounts! I am a firm believer of content-warnings.

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Alistor!@alistor· 23d

Oh my gaaaawd. Apparently it was originally sold with a stand that makes it all the more extra and in one ad I found it was retailing for $188 (regularly $200.) So that's a shit deal, mate. Cool find though!

The Brother Charger 2 modular hi-fi kit that plays records, 8-track and radio. It's a (discolored) light beige with metal knobs and a blobular design that fits in with the 1970's.

Alistor!@alistor· 25d

More shots of Nora because I wanted some outside shots. I love that romper from Monday Morning so much, it's hard to find cute stuff with big-chested critters in mind. #secondlife #slphotography #slfurry #slfurries

Nora standing in a field of tall grass, clasping her hands together as she poses cutely. She's wearing a black romper with red trim made by Monday Morning, as well as elbow length black gloves with red straps along the length of them.

Nora sits inside a portal made of large, shaped stones that sits by the field she was standing in. Her back rests against the curve and one of her chunky high heels rets against the other as she watches nature off to the side. One hands rets on her thigh, and the other rests atop her chest (I would too if I was the stacked IRL.)

The same pose, but now Nora has noticed the camera, and now both her hands rest atop her chest as she smiles.

With the camera zoomed in, she now hefts her chest up with both hands and is actively being a tease now, biting her lip as she gives the camera a sidewards glance.

Alistor!@alistor· Jul 12

Imagine becoming a genie and instead of a bottle, you get a Ninja blender mailed to your doorstep.

It’s a light blue Ninja BlendBoss blender where the mixing cup is an upturned drink tumbler. The base is rounded and it reminds me of a genie bottle.

Alistor!@alistor· Jul 6

I'm sure Nora isn't breaking any genie dress codes for not having her hair up in a ponytail all the time, her bottle didn't come with a user's guide or anything. Anyway, I don't she's going to be whipping bad guys with her hair any time soon. #secondlife #slphotography #slfurry #slfurries

Nora is literally beside herself, floating in her maroon silks and speaking to the camera, taking turns. The Nora on the left is seen with her usual hairstyle of tight curls fashioned into a form of mohawk. The Nora on the right has her red hair done up in the more traditional long ponytail genies are known for. Their conversation alternates between them:

"I know genies traditionally have a bigass ponytail when bouncing around in silks."
"It's fabulous and all, but I prefer my usual hairstyle more I think."
"We both agree we're smoking hot either way."
"Damn right!"

They whisper to each other afterwards:

"Wait, there's two of me here... wanna go make out later?"
"With lots of hand holding?"
"Lewd. Also yes. Very Yes."

Alistor!@alistor· Jul 4

I've been learning to use the Aperture viewer for SecondLife to take photos lately and I can't say no to snapping a few pinups of my stacked and sparkling chinchilla genie, Nora. Minimal photoshop touch ups and absolutely no gen AI. #slfurries #slfurry #slphotography #secondlife

Nora, in her maroon genie silks and adorned with gold and emerald accessories, sits in a large martini glass that tips forward as if gently tumbling in this pink void this piece is set in. It's the kind of thing one would see in vintage magazine ads featuring a pinup girl, y'know, classy stuff. She holds onto the rim with one hand and holds a hiked up leg with the other, with a large lemon peel garnish to top off her pose as she smiles with energy. Text frames the pose, reading "Djinn Martini, You couldn't wish for a better cocktail."

Nora the chinchilla sits in a mid-century modern chair, red leather and angular. Behind her are a pair of large computers that would fit into the computer room of a business in the 1970's. Plenty of blinking lights and reels of tape filled with data. But back to our subject here, Nora, who sits with one leg crossed atop the other clad in nothing more than a gold bikini that helpfully hefts her ample chest. She cocks her head to one side as she smiles gently at the camera, having just removed her vintage tortoiseshell glasses.

Alistor!@alistor· Jun 29

Just in time for summer! This lovely doodle from @elfreckles.bsky.social was a color upgrade redeem on his twitch stream, and the whole vibe suits me very well I think. :3 linktr.ee/elfreckles

Alistor kneeling at a water park in her bright yellow bathing suit by a corkscrew water slide, helpfully unloading a handful of guests onto the platform. He waves and smiles at a line of critters waiting their turn. But are they more interested in going down the slide or getting held by a kaiju girl? HMMM...

Alistor!@alistor· Jun 7

A meme based on Ron Swonson from Parks and Rec that I lightly modified, replacing 'bacon' with 'dragon':

Panel one: Just give me all the dragon and eggs you have.

Panel 2: Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of dragon and eggs."

Panel 3 : What I said was, "Give me all the dragon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

Alistor!@alistor· May 29

I dunno how I missed this post earlier, but I get to keep the train moving (even if I end up getting stuck.)

A sketch of Alistor by WolfKidd of her laying on her hyper-sized chest, and grinning happily at this development.

Another sketch of Alistor by Indigo, which builds upon the first by making those pillows even larger and Alistor looking ecstatic.

Alistor!@alistor· May 28

So there's something going around where Bluesky moderation is flagging mutuals that I follow where their entire account is flagged as "adult content" even when the posts are not. I had to set my "sexually suggestive" setting to "show" to see those non-adult posts again, which is absolutely silly.

The Bluesky settings menu in the desktop site, under Content and Moderation. The settings I have enabled are: Adult content viewing: enabled, adult/explicit sexual images: warn, sexually suggestive content: show, graphic media: warning, non-sexual nudity: show.

Alistor!@alistor· May 15

I just remembered that technical drawings exist and with some ruler shenanigans I can figure that out. I believe the waterway is a little deeper than depicted, but it's enough to get the idea that I'm an overgrown otter. That's not gonna feel weird the next time I actually drive across the bridge.

A Macrovision screenshot of myself standing next to the Golden Gate Bridge. Even standing in the waterway the bridge only comes up to my ankles. Who the hell let me get this big?

Alistor!@alistor· May 10

Figure it's like the prime day to show the one piece of pregnant art I got, from @ruthredmane.bsky.social back in 2022. I haven't quite pushed the idea beyond this despite being a Button of mine.

A quite pregnant looking Alistor sprawled out happily on a massive bed and a very thiccc tail in a way that RuTh excels at.

Alistor!@alistor· May 10

I had the honor of stomping on one during a macro-micro meetup during BLFC one year. I would then point out the other cybertrucks to fursuiters who would GLEEFULLY menace them.

A black converse sneaker with pink laces and a ‘watch out for macros’ style road sign charm stomped atop a papercraft cybertruck.

Alistor!@alistor· May 1

I got my copies of Travels and A Rodent of Unusual Size by @quakeroc.bsky.social and @vulpesmaximus.bsky.social today! I’m so happy to have more stuff my friends made. :D

The books Travels, by Erin Lee and A Rodent of Unusual Size by Rebecca Cascane.

Alistor!@alistor· Apr 12

I am still especially amused when this topic comes up. It very much reads like a "be careful who you make fun of in high school" but in this case the result is a massive kaiju babe that can smother hearts with a loom & smother cities with the rest of her. Art by Neo Geen and @elfreckles.bsky.social

The first drawing of Alistor from August 2004 by Neo Geen. It's a line art drawing of a male otter with lots of piercings and is a drummer for some reason. I dunno, for some reason I thought it was funny to have a character that was punk as fuck but was also bright pink. After I mad him my main OC, the edges were quickly sanded down to fit better with my own personality.

The latest drawing of Alistor from March 2026 by Freckles. It's a full color drawing of the current day daikaijottr. When I transitioned I figured it was a good idea to literally evolve the OC I was using for so long rather then go to a different OC. There's no lore for it and there never will be, but I'm happy that it happened this way.

Alistor!@alistor· Apr 5

"Any reason to dress up like a bunny is a good reason, am I right? I know I am." - Nora #secondlife #secondlifefurry #slfurry

Nora, my chinchilla gal in SecondLife, putting the bust in bustier in her current playboy style bunny outfit. Black and shiny bustier paired with sequin "shorts" that shows off her fluffy hips, paired with black arm length gloves, red stole and shite cuffs and shirt collar all topped with red bunny ears. She toasts you all with a carrot juice martini, which I made IRL last night and it was rather tasty actually.

Alistor!@alistor· Apr 2

It's been awhile since I commissioned something extra massive... relatively speaking of course. It's such a good feeling~

A bust shot of Alistor, who is quite a bit bulkier and quite happy with herself about it. Doodle by Ciraeon.

Alistor!@alistor· Apr 1

All this moon talk lately has made me feel funny... Rawrf... ... BALL! (silly edit to a flat-color piece I did earlier, which is now up on FA) www.furaffinity.net/view/64479066/

Alistor, in her border collie doggo form leaping seemingly into space to eagerly chomp on the moon, because BALL!

Alistor!@alistor· Mar 29

Put together a short animated process for funsies showing the different stages of the pic. Though in real life it was a lot sloppier and required much re-organizing!

Alistor!@alistor· Mar 28

Through some back and forth shenanigans with @wolfkidd.bsky.social that inspired the hell out of the both of us, it resulted with myself as a big 'n' bountiful border collie getting her art groove back. Thanks Wolf for inspiring me! Slightly larger version on FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/64479088/

Treasure Island in San Francisco has seen many visitors since it's construction, but its latest visitor barely fits on the artificial island itself. Local kaiju Alistor has been known to wander all around the Bay Area, claiming it as her territory and keeping it safe from other more destructive threats. Now that doesn't mean she won't squeeze into town and make a nuisance of herself from time to time. This time it's a little different. The resident daikaiju otter has, through some silly shenanigans with a friend, transformed into a massive, pink border collie for awhile. Fluffy and shaggy is her fur, and gone are those belly scoots. She's not herding harbor traffic or chasing airplanes today, taking a break from such things and getting back to doodling after a long hiatus. It also doesn't help that her tits have managed to get big enough to rest quite comfortably in her lap as she sits down square on the little island, toes dipping into the water. Kind of hard to bound across the hills of Silicon Valley with a rack that indulgent, but they are quite perfect for relaxing and the satisfied grin on her face shows she loves it. The sound of large twin-rotor Chinook helicopters fill the air, doing routine flyovers while a kaiju is in the area. They won't do anything, they know they can't given how big the daikaiju has grown. All they really can do is relay back updated intel on her given that she has very much become an interesting subject for area kaiju researchers the last few years. One of the weirder details to ever make it into a an official report was the acknowledgement of a giant drawing book with "SMUT" printed on the cover.

Alistor!@alistor· Mar 27

I feel a bit silly advertising a piece I did, but after kind of not doing anything for so long artwise and refinding my skills... I really cooked on this. Based on an indulgent sketch Wolfkidd did of me when I was a border collie for funsies. Full NSFW pic hopefully posted by my birthday tomorrow.

A cropped image of Alistor in her border collie form, licking her chops as she holds a large ballpoint pen and a (not quite as large) drawing book labeled "SMUT." There's the silhouette of a Chinook helicopter flying towards her and a massive "SOON." overlaid the top have of the image.

Alistor!@alistor· Mar 19

Thought I'd shift gears a bit and do some typography. I managed a pretty decent signature/logo, taking inspiration from kaiju/monster movie posters. I like working in Procreate, despite some minor flaws.

Alistor!@alistor· Mar 19

I wanted to get some cleaning in the kitchen done, but the desire to shitpost took over, after seeing this newspaper article show up for the umpteenth time.

A shitpost taken from an old newspaper article with the headline "New Race of Super-Women Under Production; Future 'Little Lady' to Dwarf Opposite Sex." In the article there's a graph of illustrated women from 1900, 1950, and 2000 ranging from five to six feet tall. Then there's Alistor who despite not even her full size, doesn't fit on the page.

Alistor!@alistor· Mar 17

Seriously though, she's one of the few weaknesses a kaiju as stupidly huge and overpowered as I could have! Just... don't spread that around to any world governments or armies.

Claire my muse, who is light brown with cream colored stripes and freckles, smashing down the doorway in my mind, exclaiming that she finally has an idea for me at the most inopportune time imaginable. Art by Ken Cougr.

A sketch of Claire, who is far bigger than I, has pinned me down in the middle of a city in hopes that this somehow generates an idea in my mind worthy of her getting her ass off me. Jokes on her, I think I'm starting to enjoy it. Sketch by Ken Cougr.

Alistor!@alistor· Mar 13

What's My JND? 0.0017 GUH MY EYES Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Alistor!@alistor· Mar 12

My last JND score was 0.0028, but my best (and first) score was 0.0023. It was a very good reason to dust my monitor. Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Alistor!@alistor· Mar 10

And for giggles, here is the original sketch he did in 2023. I've updated her design a bit since then and filled her out a bit more... with fluff. Yeah, fluff.

The original sketch that WolfKidd made. Nora was a bit skinnier and not quite as buxom when it was first doodled, but I did my best to fill her out and maintain the style that he has.

Alistor!@alistor· Mar 10

@wolfkidd.bsky.social had doodled my chinchilla Nora back in 2023, and despite her being my main OC on Second Life for years, I had very few art of her. Fast forward to now, and I have pushed myself to ink, color and shade the thing and I am damn proud of myself, I must be honest.

Nora the red-head chinchilla poses in her chunky platform heels, leaning back and admiring her own bounty projected out in front of her. Her green eyes practically glowed as she smiled, framed in her squarish and thick tortoise shell glasses. She’s quite proud of just how far she’s come since she’s started work at the H-Bomb Lounge, becoming a capital B Bombshell herself in due time. It’s a wonder that this bustier is even holding up her heavy horizons, she wonders, as they barely cover them at all. To make the feat even more impressive, she wears a pair of large nipple piercings that are affectionately called doorknockers, each gold with large emerald glass beads. She wore them as a joke once, but like the glitter in her dense fur, they stuck around. They match nicely with the emerald and gold cuffs and garters that have become her signature accessories, and if she could get away with it, they are all she’d wear. That club certainly had an effect on her, and she’s loving the results so far.

So just imagine that sultry scene that I already typed, but now the glasses have come off!

Alistor!@alistor· Mar 2

My friend WolfKidd got a silly idea in his head last week of yours truly as a huge, excitable border collie and silly ideas tend to be the most fun to draw. So I took that sketch and shook off some art rust by putting down inks and colors! RAWRF!

Through the colorful urban landscape a kaiju border collie sprints. There is not a thought in her mind other than that of the tone a guided missile makes when it's locked on its target. A fairly specific passenger jet with dark blue, white and red livery tries to outpace the eager creature as it launches in the air. Alistor, for this moment is enjoying life as a massive herding dog (thanks to some friendly shenanigans) and she found a new plaything that captivates her attention. Such joy and self-proclaimed purpose fills her as she soars above skyscrapers, maw gaping wide and long tongue hung out from the side as a so-called billionaire's jet plane is just a mere toy to her. Who's a good girl? SHE IS!

Alistor!@alistor· Feb 17

A silly all-out dream commission I'd like to get is a big kaiju movie poster, digitally painted including a logo and typography treatment. Then I'd actually get a full-size poster print of that sucker. But because it's me, it would be a bit more fun than the Gorgo poster over here, just sayin'.

A movie poster of the 1967 British-American kaiju movie Gorgo. "Like nothing you've ever seen before!" screams the headline above the monster ravaging London, who is not Gorgo at all, but the title monster's mother.

Alistor!@alistor· Feb 10

I cannot fathom better timing happening as a meme like that pops up just as that part of the MST3K intro plays. Damn right Godzilla movies can be stupid.