Ian Against the Machine
@alkalinian
Writer, editor, North American scum. Remember this: Try.
*Steve Perry voice* 🎶 The meal in the sky keeps on turnin’ 🎶
Our home is run by a two-member politburo. They have collectivized the bathroom.
My lil buddy Turtle prefers to remind me who his favorite communist dictator was (it’s “mao”)
History nerd achievement unlocked: saw where they did the (second (third)) Defenestration of Prague
Whoa whoa next you’re going to tell me the ancient Egyptians didn’t look like this
Me during my one-month “Hour of the Wolf” presidency (mixing IP but w/e)
I have the same fear, but for now at least, I have to keep Director Fury’s words in mind.