It’s Torture Tuesday! Get your asses up and move, you’ll feel better. 🩷 #gymsky

It seems like a safe assumption. Good morning! 🩷

“He that dares not grasp the thorn should never crave the rose." –Anne Brontë 🩷

I just wanna be a lil seagull, picking up clams and dropping them. 🩷

Apparently I waited in my car long enough for my first appointment to cancel. When that happens, you go swing your feet and look at the water.

I need to dip my dawgs. Good morning! 🩷

Mountain’s out, iykyk. 🩷

I can’t see shit. Good morning! 🩷

There was a cat incident. Long story short, she’s covered in paint and she wants to stay that way.

Second half hydration.

Dis and futbol! ⚽️

I wonder where this train is headed? Good morning! 🩷

I’m not responsible so I say have another.

Woodstock.

That’s frustrating. I’m sorry. I don’t really have any advice since I don’t have a penis.

Disagree. All nipples are good nipples.

You give me $500 and I’ll give you $100. 😃

Chef Bruso Freddy Mercury Robin Williams Michelle Obama Pedro Pascal mmmmm

I don’t drink them much but I love an iced peppermint mocha, half the syrup. So damn good! I love coffee so that’s a top choice. As far as alcohol, my favorite drink is a fresh pineapple jalapeño margarita.

I like lots of different stuff. Just depends on the mood. Sometimes R&B is good. Sometimes I like stuff like Two Feet or something a little darker.

Ooo, I have so many. Henry Cavill and Theo James are way up there. Mmmm, yum.

This isn’t my alt so keep it clean-ish.

Hell yes! I don’t want a funeral. Burn me, throw me in the ocean and have a party!

Awww, you too Nes! 🩷

Oh yeah? Which one?

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Just an orange cat in a backpack.

I almost forgot it was Friday. Bad Joke Friday from the bed nest! 🩷

I don’t feel like this is too much to ask. Good morning! 🩷

Off to lunch with the bestie. Gym papi is gonna love us! 🩷