Allegedly Joel
@allegedlyjoel
USAF vet, happy husband, former student, overnight McD's manager, and barista.... bi, cat dad, he/him
Photo of me and a couple of my aunts from like, 2006? Look at the quality? It looks like someone took this picture with a potato!
Our little baby just turned five but here she is when she was a baby
First three are when she was a baby, the last one is like, a 6 month old pic
"Dumb, but happy and sweet" is my favorite animal Here's Peaches
Orange girls are the best! This is Kaiju, a 15 year old lady baby
This is us, she is thriving, she has a degree and manages her workplace and she's better at her career field than I've ever been at anything
One of my favorites that I learned from him, still cheap, is this (it ends up being a soup/chowder and its amazing) (Obvs gotta boil then simmer the stuff, but yeah)
Ten years ago today, I got married to the coolest, most badass woman in the history of world (Sorry, all of you, but it's true) Best decision I ever made. Still can't believe I convinced her to marry me. 10 years! That's WILD! I love you, Nicole. Here's to another 50 years minimum!
None of the Bond films are "good," but I genuinely love them all. That said, my real answer is this
So this thing my late dad made/taught me to make - its not super fancy, amd it uses off the shelf stuff, but its really good on crappy days/sick days...
What the fuck does this even mean except for "Jews are bad and also trans ppl suck too"
One of my favorite Onion jokes was the fake front page from that day
Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy For The Shield Of The Americas
Posted this literally 8 years ago. On Facebook. Lost lifelong friends and military buddies over it. My only incorrect part is I said NRA instead of Proud Boys.