Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish

@allistronomy

She/Her. YQU ➡️ YEG ➡️ YYC. 💚💛 EAS&Physics. GIS, saxophone, cycling, fountain pens, random thoughts from my life. Winter lover, go Oilers go 💙🧡🗺️✒️🎷

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Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· 21d

I finally made the leap to roadie cleats and pedals! Also huge shout out to Decathlon for having affordable gear. My feet are different sizes, so I bought 2 pairs of shoes, and the price was about what a single shoe of another brand would be.

You can see cyclist legs, white shoes and pedals for 3-bolt cleats. The bike is pink, with a light and a bell, and you can see a left arm wearing pink cycling gloves and a white and rose gold Garmin watch.

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· 25d

My mother once again from the top rope

A woman in a green dress holding an ice cream cone pointing at a very tall pea plant near a brick wall

A group chat. At the top is the pea plant photo.
Brother says “my softball team tied tonight and I was the pitcher. So I’m getting better at playing. I bought a full cage helmet so my face and head is completely protected”
Lois: “awesome”
Allison “brother’s pitching or my pea plant?”
Lois “brother’s pitching. You didn’t climb the wall the plant did”

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· 25d

This is our local movie theatre. Goofy as hell, but I do always smile when I drive past the giant scarab climbing the building.

A movie theatre lobby with Egyptian columns, a giant king cobra, and a sphinx over the concession stand

The outside of a theatre, with two large egyptian columns, a giant scarab climbing up the left one, and an Old Navy sign to the right.

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jul 12

This is how I found out like 5 minutes ago.

A photo of xxxtentacion and Lindsay Graham posted on instagram by the_political_compass

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jul 6

Cowboy boots are a bit of a hassle at a certain point, so I found the perfect stampede shoe. I get to wear high tops to work, they fit my prescription insoles, and they are 100% cowboy enough for the week.

A pair of hair on cow printed converse high tops.

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jul 4

The cat tried to shove her head through a closing pocket door, and earned herself the new nickname of “Mol-ie Antoinette”

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jul 3

Belgium vs. Senegal. 120 minutes + 4 =131 minutes.

A picture of the screen showing the Belgium vs Senegal clock, that shows 120 minute have been played, there’s +4 stoppage time, and the timer for stoppage is at 11:12

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jul 3

I have this as a pin, and keep it on my pass lanyard.

Homer with his chili boots as an enamel pin, with a large “HOO” sign in the background

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jul 1

Please enjoy this meme I made in 2017. Because I love being Canadian, and Alberta separatism is idiotic, but it was also incredibly funny when we were forgotten from the province list for Canada’s 150th.

Justin Trudeau’s face pasted over the Santa Claus in the mean girls scene about candy canes. Text at the bottom says “and none for Alberta, bye”

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jul 1

Happy Canada Day! 🇨🇦 It’s not perfect, but it’s ours. And we’re stronger together. I’ve been to 7 provinces, and 1 territory, and there is absolutely nowhere else I would want to call my home. I am Albertan, and I will always be a proud Canadian.

Allison sitting on a rock in the sunshine, with the Confederation Bridge in the background

Allison, face obscured by red hair in the wind, in front of the Chateau Frontenac in Quebec City

Allison and her partner, a man with short brown hair, wearing masks and red ponchos, in front of the Horseshoe Falls part of Niagara Falls.

Allison lays on the rocks, in a full green outfit with a white tank top, in front of Kathleen Lake, located in Kluane National Park, Yukon

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jun 26

Trying to do literally anything in any ESRI product #GIS

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jun 24

Really pathetic to use the city as a scapegoat, when Country Thunder doesn’t even fall under the Stampede exemptions anyways. This is about bad weather and low ticket sales from a weak lineup. calgary.citynews.ca/2026/06/22/c...

City News article
“Country Thunder is taking place this weekend at the Confluence and organizers say the changes won’t affect their operations.
‘Our current for our festival has always been 11 p.m’ said Meagan Benoit, Digital Manager for Country Thunder.

She added that artists are briefed on noise limits and that organizers are well aware of potential penalties if they exceed them, including fines or licensing consequences”

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jun 23

I finally checked my campsnap camera photos from Paris, and I love it. Not all of them turned out great, but it’s so much fun sitting down to review them at home not remembering what I took photos of

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jun 22

Sometimes it’s not our turn to talk, and it’s the little Asparagus from Veggie tales reading a book

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jun 22

Last year I wore my McDavid shirt around Bath! As a Canadian, whenever we travel or watch any sporting event, it’s about trying to find the Roughriders jersey. Because there will be one. It’s like the glitter of sports jerseys.

A ginger woman in a bright orange Edmonton OILERS shirt is smiling at the camera, standing in front of the Bath cathedral windows

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jun 21

Is this the most impractical popsocket ever? Yes. Am I going to use it every day for the next month? Also yes.

A pair of hands hold a white iPhone with a large popsocket that is a small western metal belt buckle

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jun 21

$6.6B, to help feed 42 million people. He donated it to the Musk Foundation instead. And then cut funding to USAID. All of the blood since that moment is on his hands.

The World Food Plan’s article from November 3rd, 2021. “WFP’s plan to support 42 million people on the brink of famine. US $6.6 billion could avert catastrophe”

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jun 21

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF They don’t have a gif of it, but I am literally Lisa’s Rival, Allison.

Lisa Simpson standing beside another girl playing saxophone with red hair.

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jun 13

People talk about DOGE and the USAID cuts, but this gets glossed over and I truly believe this is the super villain mask off moment. He donated the money to the “Musk Foundation”. Every death after that is squarely on his hands.

Transcript from the June 10, 2026 episode of the daily:
“Well let me put it to you this way. In February, so this is before the impacts of the Iran War, the UN Food and Agriculture Organization warns that there are six and a half million people in Somalia. That’s about a third of the population that are suffering hunger at levels that are deemed an emergency.

And early last year, the World Food Program, which is the largest source of food aid in the country, has funds to serve as many as two million people a month. Well, when I was there, this is late April, early May, they were down to funds that were adequate to serve 300,000 people a month, and that was gonna run out at the end of June.

So from 2 million to 300,000 a month and no more come July. “

Elon Musk tweet, Oct 31 2021
“If WFP can describe on this Twitter thread exactly how $6B will solve world hunger, I will sell Tesla stock right now and do it”

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jun 10

Do you want a butter horse to go with your popcorn horse?

A 500 lb butter sculpture of a man riding a horse by Ghazaleh Avarzamani and Ryan Kurylo

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Jun 3

Wedding Do-Not-Play lists are going too far. Someone shared this to Reddit. What is even the point of having a DJ and a dance floor if it’s this restrictive? Just have instrumental music, don’t deny the people Uptown Funk!

1. Don’t Stop Believing
2. Livin’ on a Prayer
3. I Wanna Dance With Somebody
4. Sweet Caroline
5. anything by Taylor Swift
6. Cha Cha Slide
7. Cupid Shuffle
8. Cotton Eyed Joe
9. Anything by Flo Rida
10. Mr. Brightside
11. Uptown Funk / 24K Magic
12. YMCA
13. Party in the USA
14. Wobble
15. Celebration
16. Happy
17. Can’t Stop the Feeling
18. I Will Always Love You
19. I Gotta Feeling
20. The entire genre of country
21. Anything by LMFAO
22. Party like a Rockstar
23. Soulja Boy
24. Stacy’s Mom
25. Wannabe
26. Shut Up and Dance
27. Thinking Out Loud
28. Electric Slide
29. Any type of “shuffle”
30. Kiss Me
31. I don’t want to miss a thing
32. Love Shack

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· May 26

Goodnight! (Well good morning here) Please enjoy Molly chomping a fresh “salad”

A seal pointed long haired cat greedily shoving her face in cat grass

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· May 22

I am begging you to look at a population density map. You know how a large majority of the population lives within 100 miles of the border? The only cities with over a million residents north of the 50° parallel are in Alberta. Edmonton is a MAJOR hub for supporting Northern Canada.

Population density map of Canada from the 2016 census. Most of population lives near the border, except in Saskatchewan and Alberta and a blip in Whitehorse.

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· May 11

Like the Napoleon III apartments? Amazing. Explaining how they were restored and used, excellent. But everything else? The room which is really what’s unique and breathtaking isn’t really acknowledged except a single French plaque. Also the maps were spectacularly bad.

Some random ceiling in the Louvre, covered in gold and statues and with a painting at the center and the top half of Allison’s head in the foreground.

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· May 7

My mom worked with nuclear materials while pregnant, and the only thing it caused was being a super fuckin’ NERDDDDD

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· May 6

Real depressing to go to all the palaces and marvel at the rooms and think “wow, I bet this really helped train and support so many skilled workers in the decorative arts” Sure, it’s bad when it’s taxpayer money, but Marie Antoinette was an arts patron! Kim K basically lives in an empty cave

The bedroom in the Queen’s Grand Apartments in Versailles. It is very elaborate

Kim Kardashian’s bed. It’s dark, boring, and there is stone.

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· May 5

I’m very comfortable if my fiancé wants nudity at his bachelor party BUT He better have equal production value

Allison in front of an entrance that says “Bal du Moulin Rouge”

Allison holding a glass of champagne and sitting near the stage inside the Moulin Rouge

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· May 2

Baby’s first Eiffel Tower visit included walking across it

A ginger woman in light jeans with a bright green jacket is walking in a tunnel of mesh. You can see metal outside the tunnel

A photo showing the mesh tunnel spanning across the hole in the first level of the Eiffel Tower

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Apr 21

If someone has a foot fetish, the Birkenstocks subreddit would be their dream. It’s just pictures of feet in sandals, asking for a “fit check” or if their pair is fake. I am wearing my Bostons, and if you want me to show off my super ugly toes in my Birkenstocks, I ain’t giving it away for free

A pair of brown Birkenstock Bostons and brown pants.

Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish@allistronomy· Apr 20

Clean shaven Adam Levine looks like the Wario to Bill Nye’s Mario.