All Silk No Vitamins

@allsilknovitamins

she/her I nerd out over politics, books, hockey, gardening, cooking, baking, history, music 📍coastal NC by way of western PA

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All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· 10d

An update we all knew was coming: thanks, Dane Scalise, for being an utter jagoff. City of Wilmington is collecting the benches this morning.

Yellow pickup truck with orange light and trailer full of cheerfully painted benches

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· 11d

Sidney Patrick Crosby grinning from ear to ear wearing a Team Canada sweater

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· 16d

Here’s a couple more

Wooden bench painted with the inclusive pride flag and “LIBERATION FOR ALL!”

Wooden bench painted orange with multicolored polkadots and “SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE CONFETTI”

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· 28d

Couple good shoves and you have my attention

Screenshot of text exchange:

Me: YES FIGHT

Reply: Hahaha hockey preference coming out

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· 28d

I got “Liz” to tell me but when I came back with receipts she ghosted me 🥲

Screenshot of a text message exchange reading:

Hi, I'm Liz. Curious how people in North Carolina view America's relationship with Israel.
Open to chat? Stop2End
Thu, Jul 9 at 7:29 AM
On whose behalf are you curious, Liz?
Thu, Jul 9 at 9:16 AM
I'm with Friends for Peace, and we're interested in understanding public perspectives on the US-
Israel alliance.
In your opinion, what's the biggest thing driving instability in the Middle Fact rinht nain?

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Jul 16

Not looking great it western PA rn either, the Butler Eagle just posted this

Photo from the Butler Eagle of a courthouse spire and some treetops in a sickly yellow-green haze with the caption “NEWS Air quality deteriorates to close purple”

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Jul 8

Yikes, bad news about your friend Mike too

Screenshot of a post from labor journalist Kim Kelly from Feb 6, 2025 reading

just found out that a certain
"labor reporter" with a decades-long history of violently harassing women and queer people in the labor movement (myself included) is lurking around on here. If you care about workers and Mike Elk follows you, do us all a favor and block him.

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Jun 29

My neighbor and I have declared all-out war on our backyard squirrels

A plastic nerf-style toy gun in the shape of a unicorn. It’s called Blastercorn. The foam arrows shoot out of her horn.

My hand holding Blastercorn at the ready on my porch. The “hammer,” her tail, is cocked back and her horn is loaded with a purple-tipped pink foam projectile

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Jun 28

Right? My weather right now at 1am

Screenshot from my weather app showing that it’s currently 81°, mostly cloudy, feels like 88°, dew point 76°, humidity 84%

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· May 22

Tressie McMill... &
@tr... • 4m
Joined Mar '25
Yes, yes that is a perfectly reasonable thing to demand someone do because thinking a reasonable functional adult woman cannot be believed about her own experience is too much.

isla @demomolos.... • 5m
2 Joined Jul '23
if the people taking your blood are telling you about GLP-1's, you should be required to post your glucose levels before you talk about them being evil.

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Apr 24

Any other small independent restaurants receiving postcards from the world’s 3rd richest man begging for help with logistics at his international corporation? I’m sure this is fine.

Large postcard with a QR code captioned “Refer a partner, earn $540 / Referral a local business and you get $500 when they join.”

The rest of the postcard reads:

amazon hub

How it works
1
Each day, your business will receive packages for delivery.
2
You and your staff will deliver these packages to customers in your area when you have time during the day.
3
You'll get paid for every package you deliver, giving you another source of income.

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Apr 21

“Can you get off work early to watch the Canes game?” “I don’t need to, the game starts at 7:30” “No I thought it started at 4:30” “Why on earth would you think a NHL playoff game would start at 4:30 on a Monday?”

Screenshot of google AI reading “There is no Carolina Hurricanes game tonight, Sunday, April 19, 2026. Following their playoff opener on Saturday, the Hurricanes' next game is Game 2 of the Eastern Conference First Round against the Ottawa Senators on Monday, April 20, at 4:30 PM ET. e ESPN +3”

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Apr 17

Today, I arrived home from work to find an unbroken one at the bottom of the steps

My hand holding a perfect little blue egg

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Apr 17

It appears I have signed up for the world’s smallest egg delivery service. Monday as I was getting home from work a black bird swooped down and threw this at me. I had to step back to avoid it, even though at first I thought it was clutching a blue packing peanut

A little blue eggshell half-smashed on the sidewalk next to a (comparatively) long splatter of egg white and a tiny, perfectly intact golden-orange yolk

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Mar 15

search your camera roll for hell

Screenshot from Wikipedia reading “Limbaugh died on February 17, 2021, of lung cancer, and returned to the pits of hell. [12]”

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Mar 14

Hey hi hello, I just found this camera buried in weeds in my yard, it doesn’t seem to be charged and if it was, it was recording the ground but it’s, uh, definitely not mine? Any advice on what to do with it, or in general in this situation, is welcome!

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Mar 11

Helluva game between my #1 and #2 😭

Looking down onto the ice at Lenovo Center 03/10/2026 Pens v Canes

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Mar 6

This is fine I’m sure

One screenshot of two bsky posts, the first a link to WSJ reading “US Lost 92,000 Jobs in February,” the second a post from Reuters reading “Oil is on track for its steepest weekly rise since Russia’s 2022 invasion — and Americans are already feeling it at the pump.”

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Mar 4

what athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

Magic Johnson on Nov 7, 1991 announcing his retirement from the NBA due to being HIV+

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Feb 27

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Morning sunlight breaks through mist that still obscures a small mountain and the tops of early-fall trees surrounding a sloping green meadow. There is a simple wooden bench off to the right, and an ancient gnarled apple tree stands alone in the meadow

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Feb 7

Coupla worthwhile blocks if you’re into prophylactic blocking

Freedom Rings @freedomrings57...

An ILLEGAL immigrant in Asheville NC has now been charged with r*ping THREE CHILDREN.

There will be no protests for these kids... nor will it be in the mainstream media.

Hollyhock17#2 @juan... • 14m

There never is...and everybody knows it.

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Feb 3

Everything is terrible but Patsy is fabulous darling

Small brown and white dog with a black nose and sassy ears. She is perched on a cushion and wearing a stylish plaid fleece jacket, giving Audrey Hepburn imo

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Feb 1

“We keep raising your rates but we might not have enough electricity tomorrow 🥺” text from Duke Energy

Screen cap of a text reading:
Duke Energy: Several days of sustained temperatures below freezing are driving unusually high energy demand in our area & available power supplies are currently very limited.
You can help us protect the electric grid & avoid possible temporary power outages by cutting back on nonessential energy use Monday morning from 4am-10am. We appreciate. any assistance you're able to provide. Get energy-saving tips at duk.us/176. Text STOP to cancel.

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Jan 18

No new pics Where are you mentally?

Frame from a what looks like a vintage comic book showing a man in a sleek spacesuit, hands on hips, gazing out over a barren planet beneath a black sky littered with stars and galaxies. Speech bubble reads “This is a fine place to have a nervous breakdown!”

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Jan 15

post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Jan 12

Cape Fear

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Dec 19

I lol’d but also…whose bright idea was this book sleeve?

Photo of an end cap display at a bookstore showing several biographies including a hardback of Shawn Levy’s CLINT, which has a cardboard sleeve over it which obscures the bottom half of the CLINT such that it very much looks like it reads CUNT

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Dec 19

Meanwhile over on FB... Seems like it's not going well for this administration when the majority of comments from *Camp Lejeune* page followers are this disparaging :)

FB screenshot of the blue-check verified Camp Lejeune page sharing a video from blue-check verified "Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and The White House." The video is captioned: Introducing the (tax free!) Warrior Dividend and the Camp Lejeune post has 105 reactions (some of which are laughter), 16 shares, and 5 comments that read thusly:

Michael Halihan - Obviously drunk again [10 reax]

Anthony Lee Roller - Welp mine is pending so it's true. I prefer to be grateful [3 likes]

Carl Able - Love the spin [1 like]

Christina 'Charlie' Petty - So, a congressionally ordered payment to offset rising BAH is repackaged as a 'gift' but it's not...It's just money Congress (not the President or Hegseth) allocated to help with rising housing costs. [10 likes]

Mamie White - Boy these people

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Dec 19

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy wait does this count?

Iconic black & white street art sticker designed by Shepard Fairey. The design shows the wrestler Andre the Giant with his height and weight, 7'4" and 520 LB, written over his left shoulder. The text over his right shoulder reads ANDRE THE GIANT HAS A POSSE

All Silk No Vitamins@allsilknovitamins· Dec 17

Lol blocked but anyway