fern

@alluringfibula

soapy water in a red bucket

359 Folgt430 Follower2.389 Posts

Bluesky

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir alluringfibula.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

fern@alluringfibula· 1d

tagged graphic for strobe / photosensitivity. good application everyone

fern@alluringfibula· 19d

fern@alluringfibula· 22d

a door closes on the official Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy paddle ball set. it’s a screenshot from Spongebob Squarepants season 4 episode 3 “Have You Seen This Snail?”

fern@alluringfibula· Jul 30

STOP ignoring your traction control button. turn that shit off and spin the tires!!!! thank you YouTube

a youtube thumbnail with a finger pressing the traction control button in a car. in classic youtuber style, there is a red circle around the button and another zoomed in red circle of the button. the title of the video is “15 Hidden Car Features You’ve Been Ignoring (A Mechanic Explains) and the video is 28 minutes long.

fern@alluringfibula· Jun 21

getting ready to go to costco on a sunday

a screenshot of a youtube video and title card. the title is “Cheers to You! (Part 1/2)”. the video is a static frame of the CD case and disc that the audio is from. stats about the video such as Likes, Views and publishing date are visible.

fern@alluringfibula· Jun 11

a photo of a maned wolf. its ears are back and two canines are slightly showing. it gives the impression of an awkward smile

fern@alluringfibula· Apr 17

a screenshot of 3 posts lining up in a humorous way

fern@alluringfibula· Apr 17

a screenshot of my own post. denial of service attack? let me guess, it’s distributed? of course.

fern@alluringfibula· Mar 10

doordash should be funded on tax dollars and run by the federal government

A screenshot of a DoorDash review.

Devin M
if you've ever seen the Simpsons rendition of “Requiem for a Dream" when Homer is addicted to the rib sandwich; this place is my equipment... I buy the Signature Double Cheeseburger for other people just to have one myself 😩🤷🏽‍♂️💯 its
always fresh off whatever cooking equipment it prepared on. I'm American #mercuh so of course I want a bigger portion. 9.8/10. (a triple cheese might tip the scale -A)
Items in this order
Signature Double Cheese...
$11.99 • L 80% (15)
Liked it
Helpful (1)

fern@alluringfibula· Feb 22

drew this guy earlier

fern@alluringfibula· Feb 22

a cartoon heart with a smiley face digitally drawn in red pen

fern@alluringfibula· Jan 22

Judith Beheading Holofernes, the painting by the Italian Baroque artist Caravaggio

fern@alluringfibula· Dec 4

when walking home at night in frigid conditions this is essentially a will o’ the wisp or other such creature from the fae realm that wants to lead me to confusion death and despair

fern@alluringfibula· Nov 15

interesting week

a screenshot of recent web searches. from top to bottom: purple mcdonald’s guy, gritty, redbull 4 pack near me, redbull, nuphonic, the fuzz, features of mid century homes

fern@alluringfibula· Nov 14

fern@alluringfibula· Nov 13

i just started, but i like to make funny little heads with oven-bake craft store clay. work in progress

a photo of terracotta colored hand modeling clay resting on a wooden table. the focus is on roughly shaped piece that looks a bit like a seahorse. smaller cylinders of rolled clay are scattered near it.

fern@alluringfibula· Nov 1

buzz buzz as the bugs are saying

A selfie of me. I am wearing brown antennae on my head attached to a headband. The antennae are made of cotton and poorly sewn with silver thread. I have makeup on, with some extra dots in the corners of each eye.

fern@alluringfibula· Sep 15

can anyone help me identify this bird i photographed today #nature #birdsky #ornithology #damn

fern@alluringfibula· Sep 11

thinking about him

an anthropomorphic pear with lucious human lips and lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes. a caption reads “pearhaps?”

fern@alluringfibula· Jul 17

fern@alluringfibula· Jul 15

going to th store

a screenshot of the notes app for iphone. the list is dr pepper, ice, uncrushable grape

fern@alluringfibula· Jul 4

fern@alluringfibula· Jul 3

@crannyboy.bsky.social who is this

fern@alluringfibula· May 28

i think this should answer your question

a photo of the back of an older Honda Accord. the license plate is FOXYLDY and the license plate cover reads HAIL SATAN

fern@alluringfibula· May 22

i have good news

a screenshot from episode 17 season 3 of The Simpsons.

Homer is standing in front of the Simpson home dressed as a vaudeville man. He is smiling and pointing a cane at a sign that reads “Chicken Pox Party Come One Come All.” Maggie is sitting near the sign in a cardboard box marked with a skull and crossbones that reads Pox Box.

fern@alluringfibula· May 22

shipworm! finally some decent reporting from the times www.nytimes.com/2019/06/18/s...

a screenshot of a NY Times headline.

This Creature Eats Stone. Sand Comes Out the Other End.
Shipworms are known for boring into wood and digesting it, but scientists found a new species with a very different diet.

The headline includes a photo with the description: A microscopy image of a nearly four-inch-long Lithoredo abatanica shipworm.

Article written by Veronique Greenwood, published June 18, 2019

fern@alluringfibula· May 19

this bastard

fern@alluringfibula· May 1

@silaslikeshorses.bsky.social

a screenshot of a text message conversation with two messages. the received message has a “!!” reaction.

received: “walkinh out banana style”
sent: “what ⁉️”

fern@alluringfibula· Apr 22

hi Sloane, my favorite animal is the maned wolf. it looks like a weird fox with extremely long legs.

fern@alluringfibula· Apr 22

reading some game frequently asked questions such as are the dark souls pain noises too disturbing. let’s consider what Game FAQs message board user Pablo_heroin has to say re: pain sounds