My brother saw Dolly Parton 10 years ago from the cheap seats and sent me this picture. She was sparkling with so many sequins and rhinestones that she shows up in the photo as a glowing orb. I am so sad that we have to live without her literal brilliance

This is a bad look for someone who has put protecting kids at the centre of his political identity

A large predator supposedly injured some bathers; three men go fishing

Max and I can relate to this. Except I got my copy of “Ground Rules” by Cesar Milan from the library. Rookie mistake

Sauntering into the boss's office, demanding my per diem to be dispensed in gold bar form

Oops! Photo with alt text

This district looks like a Dr Seuss character He would be called something like a “Fubnooble” and he would be in charge of sustainably harvesting the highest fruit in the trees

Holy shit The s in “Kash” is a dollar sign I AM DEAD

I’ve got a guess

I just saw this on my FB Marketplace and I have never been so delighted

I'd be sweating too if my coworkers were a bunch of body-snatched automatons

I like to make the most of my alt text opportunities

Lol, what?

I looked the guy up and he is EXACTLY who you'd think he is

"The way to stop us from shooting you dead is to do exactly what we want you to do." Such tone, so soft

Interested in how you "cook with love" with this wooden board

$40 flip flops Made out of white and yellow striped... fabric?

"No one can ruin chocolate!" I beg to differ

Let's start with this:

Jesus fucking Christ

I’m going to try to get my Grandma’s old sewing machine up and running. I should be able to get some help with it, as it seems the manual was written by the Pluribus hive mind

The best Christmas album of all time is John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together

If you see this I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

I was just wondering what this was about! Thank you!

"The book — most of which she punched into her phone while hiking —" Yeah, babe, it shows

She also presents this argument as if women’s college basketball has been treated the same as men’s basketball and it most assuredly has not

Jesus fucking Christ

It cracks me up that packaged Halloween candy bars are called “Fun Size.” Like yeah, you know what would be more fun? More chocolate

I have a poetry board in my classroom. It can be helpful for understanding what the kids are thinking about on any given day #jays

I saw David Byrne in concert on Tuesday night and I have not stopped thinking about it for one second since