mfs don't even know how to pirate a movie anymore all they do is watch shit like this and pretend they're in it for the meme

another addition to the "worst librarian thumbnails" collection

a member slot has recently opened up on my (completely satirical, joke) team, juckport. please get in touch if you, yes you, would like to hit the juckport with me and my other closest friends. any weapon, any role. we will never be entering any tournaments and none of this shit matters. thank you.

i made it out.

i'm so fucking cooked

fuck.

my honest reaction after watching this trailer

young adult books nowadays are so much more awesome than when i was younger

faker noodles

there is actually just no way there are so few people playing pokemon sleep that i contributed nearly a third of the global drowsy power to the global drowsy power tally last night. this app gotta be fucking lying to me

#PJACKKSTRIKESBACK

you are the greenest movie ever!!

i can't make any excuses for coney clickbaiting anymore dude this sucks

no fucking way.

#highdivsplatoon

i do not care about ocarina of time

shoutouts to my job for allowing me to get away with requesting weirdo transgender cinema that nobody besides me will watch, anytime

draftkings ads during the nba finals

wait, you guys actually watch the game announcement shows?

he looks so pathetic dude

the developer behind flexlion (and the "swag build," with cheat tools enabled) added insight in their server as to what hacks may have been used by Brock and how in some of the questionable gameplay clips shared frequently during NA league. #compsplatoon

thank you for the co-sign chiitan

this might be one of my funniest builds yet. go my nubby nuke

yeahhh these are deeeeefinitely S rank numbers

how it feels to hit one sblast direct #highdivsplatoon

#highdivsplatoon

having a lot of fun on social media (i was not touching my screen at all while it was doing this)