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AloeJoe

@aloejoe

Mostly reposts, sometimes a plant, tree or sky photo I take

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AloeJoe@aloejoe· 22h

This is my favorite one. Such a wordsmith this one

Steven Cheung @StevenCheung47
Jon Jackoff has to be the biggest cuck loser in politics. Instead of denigrating hard working people serving their country, Jon should look deep into his soul and ask himself why he's a miserable person who hates this country. It's because he's a radical, extremist Dumocrat.

AloeJoe@aloejoe· 3d

Wide brimmed, long stemmed glass, with the strawberry lemon basil cocktail in it. Garnished with a slice of strawberry on the rim and a leaf of basil, with a cube of ice.

AloeJoe@aloejoe· 13d

Optical phenomena are so awesome. I believe this was a 22° halo, along with a partial circumhorizontal arc. But I'm not sure. Pretty though!

A likely 22-degree halo, with the sun near its zenith, and maybe a small fragment of a circumhorizontal arc. The sky is light blue, with a fair amount of clouds, of different kinds. The sun is near its zenith, near the top of the image. The halo, a ring around the sun colored from red on the interior to violet on the exterior, has a radius about 2/10 to 3/10 of the image. The circumhorizontal arc is colored similarly, but seem to run along the horizon, just over halfway down the image. However, it is hard to tell, because only a small portion of the arc can be seen, caused by a localized cloud of the correct nature.

A closeup of the circumhorizontal band, showing the color spectrum more clearly, surrounded by scattered clouds. The background sky is closer to a grey-blue

A different angle of the first image, with the sun clearly visible.

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jul 14

Vandal cavalrymen, probably leaving the scene of them crime after vandalizing the Reflecting Pool

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jul 12

Goose chasing Kerr, "what are the factions? What MF factions, Kerr??"

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jul 7

Boromir saying "One does not simply represent Maine in the Senate"

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jun 28

Some long grass with wheat-like stalks, that seem almost wind-swept towards the right of the frame. Undoubtedly the grains are weighed down by rain water

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jun 28

Plant with long thin straight leaves, bright green, framing two red-pink flower petals that open out like a bell, but are soft and frilly near the edge. Inside the bell the flowers turn yellow.

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jun 28

Plant with broad, crinkly and soft looking leaves, color ranging from maybe a dark lime green to brighter yellow-green (where some damage seems to have been sustained). Coated in rain drops.

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jun 28

Portrait mode of some green plants

Leafy bush with small, needle-esque leaves, color a frosty green (some of this due to light rain coating). No idea what this is, forgot to read the sign.

Same as other photo, but from a different angle, such that a branch is prominently focused and pointed towards the top left of the image. The rain drops are even more visible on the leaves, giving an effect of crystals strewn amongst the plant.

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jun 28

Have you tried joke spray as a more selective approach?

"Did I just argue with a joke" meme guy, but placed into a comic panel with a large spray canister fumagating him. The label on the can has been altered to say "joke spray" and the text of the panel reads "Meanwhile...." and and text bubble above the meme guy says "This is TERRIBLE!" 'Cough!'

Not original work, I forget where I found this on Bluesky.

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jun 21

Fascinating (and sad) to see how Tolkien lore ends up in a NASCAR race. Techno-fascist, white supremecist oligarchs being the bridge sort of makes sense though

NASCAR San Diego Anduril 250, brought to you by Prime Video

AloeJoe@aloejoe· May 15

This graphic is amazing. The Carhartt jacket is the cherry on top for me.

Image of three pasty characters (all presumably family members and career Blue-collar government workers) from "Line of Fire." The man on the right is wearing a Carhartt jacket to show that he is Blue-collar, the man on the left is wearing a nice clean blue sweater over a button-down to show that he is blue-collar, and the man in the middle is wearing a collared Henley shirt with the sleeves rolled up, to show he is blue-collar. Caption reads "Peter Krause (center) in 'Line of Fire.' (NBC)"

AloeJoe@aloejoe· May 1

A dip holding a tiny flute of champagne, holding it with the pinky out.

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Apr 4

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Mar 16

Inclement Weather Work From Home Beer

A glass of Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA, golden with a medium head, next to its bottle

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Mar 16

No it does not that is not something that exists

Still of an ad that says in tiny text at the bottom "This advertisement includes AI-generated performers" which is false, as there is no such thing as an AI-generated performer definitionally speaking

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Mar 11

Everyone's twelve and It's all about gender holding hands meme

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Feb 21

"I'm listening..."

Tuxedo cat rolling around on the floor, exposing belly for pets

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Feb 2

This is who runs this account

Close up of some aloe

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jan 28

A poor child being touched by Trump, looking very upset and disgusted (good natural instincts) held by its mother who can only be described as being in a state of religious ecstasy (bad instincts)

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jan 25

Chorizo, potato, scrambled egg mix with cilantro, for sandwiches/wraps etc

Image of mix described in post

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jan 25

Summoning makes good music, and their cover art is always beautiful

Cover art for Tolkien metal band Summoning's album "Minas Morgul". Depicts a high walled Minas Morgul in Morgul Vale, with a pale sickly blue hue to the mountains and city walls.

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jan 22

@chicagovtfloor.bsky.social Not Chicago, not vintage, but this looks very nice and I thought of your account

Tilework, white tiles (mostly squares, rectangles, and some cut down to triangles) arranged to form a repetitive pattern that resembles waves, thorns, or the backs of one of those armored dinosaurs idk

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jan 21

W/alt text

Image (possibly scanning electron microscopy) of a water bear, playing a tiny violin. Scale bar 100 micrometer, making up roughly a third of the horizontal dimension of the image. The water bear is close to 1.75 to 2 times the length of the scale bar, while the violin is about 0.9 times the scale bar.

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jan 11

I guess this is the desired effect?

Close up of original image, showing a figure that looks like it's singing

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Jan 11

"Geopolitics is back"

"Always was"

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Nov 24

HUMAN ARTISTS! Use one piece to convince people to follow you!

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Nov 24

Pretty tree

Ginkgo tree (I think) with yellow leaves framed against a clear blue sky and some buildings at the edge of the frame.

AloeJoe@aloejoe· Nov 23

Mr Rdgers saying YES... HA HA HA... YES!