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alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· 10d

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· 11d

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Hyperbolic sports graphic showing four Baltimore Orioles players captioned by the words "Couldn't See Spider-Man" in large print with the masked face of Spider-Man in the center.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· 11d

Chicago over everything.

Two consecutive posts referencing the monthly emergency siren tests in Chicago.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· 16d

Same.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· 19d

My rizz twin.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· 26d

Rapper MF Doom in his trademark mask.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· 28d

A wide-eyed Jason Mantzoukas.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Jul 17

The men are evenly divided:

Five Facebook comments in succession which read as: 1. "SEXY" 2. Sexy" 3. "Jesus" 4. "Eww" 5. "Eww"

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Jul 16

Sweet lord!

An air quality graphic for the posters location showing the current air quality as "Hazardous" with a score of 355.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Jul 6

PJ Harvey should sue:

Cover of PJ Harvey album, "Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea."

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Jul 5

Bluesky is #1 for stutter step discourse:

Consecutive posts criticizing the use of the stutter step in soccer penalty kicks. First from Katelyn Burns, second from Adam Serwer.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Jul 1

Forgot to add the image:

A shot of Malört positioned in front of a glass of beer.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Jun 19

Big dogs lying in the grass club!

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Jun 11

1st Place!

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Jun 9

OK, but can we go back to this? Did they think one of the players was going to be secretly activated as an assassin like Reggie Jackson in "The Naked Gun?" Or were they trying to pass everybody off?

a photo of Victor Wembanyama getting scanned at a security checkpoint. photo by alexis réau of l'équipe

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· May 27

This is a cursed image.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· May 17

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· May 17

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

A screenshot from Instagram showing Stephen Spencer singing into a microphone while wearing headphones.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· May 16

Too esoteric for the room. At least, at the time.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· May 13

Agree.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· May 5

A still from the movie "Shin Godzilla" showing three men in suits sitting at a table and looking quizzically at the camera. One of them says, "Who are you addressing?"

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· May 5

You guys, what is happening?

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Apr 29

Yeah, this is literally what my calendar looks like:

Three pictures of a German Shepherd with light and dark brown fur. First picture: a dog is laying in the grass with a small orange ball, second picture: laying in the grass with a large blue ball, third picture: walking on grass past an obstacle tunnel viewed from inside the tunnel.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Apr 28

See, it's this kind of rhetoric that leads to political violence.

Official White House tweet featuring an image of Charles and Trump with the caption, "TWO KINGS"

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Apr 27

Where's the lie, tho?

Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Apr 24

My guy could never. Very impressed by Bentley.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Apr 11

"So say we ball."

Image of NBA guard Adama Bal.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Apr 10

My living room, currently:

The Doctor glancing over his shoulder at the crack in the universe.

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Apr 7

Happy Birthday, Louis! Stokely is also 9!

alphacharliebravo@alphacharliebravo· Mar 30

Saying you want a war to continue because it's bad for the President's approval rating is... Something.

Screenshot of skeet with following text:

"its important to keep it this way at least through the election. It‘s the chief reason I want this war to continue. It is one of the reasons I want the war to get worse for the U.S."