You! Can! Leave! (parody)
@alphagay
A good housewife always knows when to throw a bitch out. Oh, and fuck Trump. 🌈✊💛💙
I’m doing a 33 Kannon temple pilgrimage around Nagoya and the thing that excited me the most was this mall. Great shopping and restaurants and the largest porcelain cat in the world.
I have to laugh at the scammers on Grindr. Telltale signs: studio quality photos (often with a dog), looking for honest committed relationships (girl, everyone wants dick or ass), but my favorite is Fazza from Dubai. Do you really think we are that stupid? cdn.i-scmp.com/sites/defaul...
I will never look at some friends the same after this. Their silence feels like betrayal.
Why do weather apps suck so much lately? App says partly sunny.
Went to see the Nutcracker at the Oakland Ballet and I swear so many of the costumes looked like things Bronwyn would wear to a girls’ night out.
What I would say to Donald Trump if I ever met him. #RHOSLC
Sorry, but this cracked me up. Schwartz’s hand just hovering there. #TheValley
@jonesingforwhat.bsky.social since the Christian God seems to be a sadist (and a bit of a narcissist if you ask me), while in Japan, i will be praying to Buddha and every other God I meet to end the life of Donald J Trump.