Jason Aycock

@alphajason

Au Courant. Journalist. Executive Editor, Seeking Alpha (@MarketCurrents). We cover news about business and investing. Ex-newspapers. Austin.

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Jason Aycock@alphajason· Jun 13

"have ... update[d] the Kennedy Center's official website to remove all references to the institution as the Trump Kennedy Center,' " Except, you know, not:

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Jun 9

Oh great

"Trending in United States:
The Troubles"

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Jun 1

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

Jason Aycock@alphajason· May 15

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Image of Rodin sculpture The Thinker with Descartes-inspired text "I think, therefore I am ... not doing too well, if I'm being honest"

Jason Aycock@alphajason· May 12

lynxie hug?

Two lynx point Siamese siblings relaxing

Jason Aycock@alphajason· May 6

Bluesky eh

Trending topics on Bluesky:
1. Epstein
2. Star Fox
3. Starfox 64
4. Fox McCloud
5. Star Fox Direct

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Apr 22

How much coffee does one witness need

HHS Secretary RFK Jr. testifies on Capitol Hill with many takeout coffee cups in front of him

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Apr 20

Not to whistle past all the Tim Cook headlines but so far my main takeaway is that nobody at Apple knows how to spell Johnny seekingalpha.com/news/4576899...

From Seeking Alpha News on Tim Cook leaving AAPL CEO spot:
In addition to Ternus taking over the top spot, Apple announced that, effective immediately, Johny Srouji will become its chief hardware officer.

“Johny is one of the most talented people I have ever had the privilege to work with,” said Cook. “He has played a singular role in driving Apple’s silicon strategy, and his influence has been felt deeply not just inside the company, but across the industry. He has always led his organization with remarkable deftness and judgment, and time and again, his team has delivered breakthrough innovations that have transformed our products. We are incredibly fortunate to have him as Apple’s chief hardware officer.”

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Feb 20

Starting to think this new, tech-conference-type dimmer lighting is just something they were working on for a while to jazz up briefings, and it just happened to be ready today

President Trump appears in a White House briefing room with the lights dimmed for whatever reason

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Feb 13

Like this bit for instance

"Staff were also told not to use the word 'ice' in any public messaging about the winter storm because they didn't want any connection to the increasingly unpopular immigration operation in Minnesota, FEMA staff said."

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Jan 26

Honestly it's about time

The Workplace Buzzword slot machine came up "You are in your Anti Incompetence era"

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Jan 13

Trump admin doing its part to ensure the year of Benoit Blanc continues apace

An image of master detective Benoit Blanc saying "perfidious" in a luxuriant drawl

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Nov 23

A movie that takes place where you're from

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Nov 20

The phrase that comes to mind is "Don't threaten me with a good time"

Trump Truth Social post saying "Jeffrey Epstein, who was charged by the Trump Justice Department in 2019 (Not the Democrats!), was a lifelong Democrat, donated Thousands of Dollars to Democrat Politicians, and was deeply associated with many well-known Democrat figures, such as Bill Clinton (who traveled on his plane 26 times), Larry Summers (who just resigned from many Boards, including Harvard), Sleazebag Political Activist Reid Hoffman, Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (who asked Epstein to donate to his Campaign AFTER Epstein was charged), Democrat Congresswoman Stacey Plaskett, and many more. Perhaps the truth about these Democrats, and their associations with Jeffrey Epstein, will soon be revealed, because I HAVE JUST SIGNED THE BILL TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! As everyone knows, I asked Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, and Senate Majority Leader John Thune, to pass this Bill in the House and Senate, respectively. Because of this request, the votes were almost unanimous in favor of passage. At my direction, the Department of Justice has already turned over close to fifty thousand pages of documents to Congress. Do not forget — The Biden Administration did not turn over a SINGLE file or page related to Democrat Epstein, nor did they ever even speak about him. Democrats have used the “Epstein” issue, which affects them far more than the Republican Party, in order to try and distract from our AMAZING Victories, including THE GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL TAX CUT BILL, Strong Borders, No Men in Women’s Sports or Transgender for Everyone, ending DEI, stopping Biden’s Record Setting Inflation, lowering Prices, Biggest Tax and Regulation Cuts in History, ending EIGHT Wars, rebuilding our Military, knocking out Iran’s Nuclear capability, getting Trillions of Dollars INVESTED in the U.S.A., creating the “HOTTEST” Country anywhere in the World, and even delivering a HUGE DEFEAT to the Democrats on the recent Shutdown Disaster. For years our Great Nation has had to endure RUSSI…

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Nov 11

Ah yes we all know about the disaster at Miracle Mile because didn't we all watch this years ago

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Nov 11

Surely it's happened before and I'm just noticing this one -- but kudos to Bloomberg's writers for getting not one, not two, but *three* companies that were named after Tolkien by tech's biggest nerds into the same item

Bloomberg news item saying "Anduril Industries Inc. founder Palmer Luckey, Lockheed Martin Corp., Palantir Technology Inc.’s Shyam Sankar and other investors are putting $130 million into Valar Atomics, a nuclear startup that’s aiming to build thousands of advanced nuclear fission reactors within a decade."

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Oct 29

OZ: "[Kaiser Family Foundation] retracted that ... Go back and look at the website" THE WEBSITE, TWO HOURS LATER:

Screenshot of the KFF website that Oz said to go back and check -- where it says premium payments would rise 114% for Marketplace enrollees who currently receive financial assistance via the ACA's enhanced premium tax credits.

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Oct 1

Recently in the ol' notifications

A notification that Democratic and GOP measures to keep government open had failed, next to a notification that "Idiocracy" is now on Netflix

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Sep 25

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Sep 22

Alrighty then :)

By far the top-viewed movie theme is "crude humor and satire," with 864 films viewed, and No. 2 is "gags, jokes, and slapstick humor" with 577 films viewed

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Sep 18

Jian-Yang's "smart" fridge has been cracked

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Aug 7

Made me think of

GIF of Jay's dog named Featuring Ludacris

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Jul 18

Hold on, is it this CNN story??

CNN's coverage of Trump ratings, approval at 42% and disapproval at 56% (date range: 6/21/25-7/14/25)

Jason Aycock@alphajason· May 5

Lol I have some bets about the answer to this in an industry running a massive trade surplus

CNBC breaking-news banner saying "Trump to ask Hollywood studios if they're happy with foreign film tariff idea"

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Mar 24

Is it your position that this isn't that speaking up before publishing?

Earlier today, I emailed Waltz and sent him a message on his Signal account. I also wrote to Pete Hegseth, John Ratcliffe, Tulsi Gabbard, and other officials. In an email, I outlined some of my questions: Is the “Houthi PC small group” a genuine Signal thread? Did they know that I was included in this group? Was I (on the off chance) included on purpose? If not, who did they think I was? Did anyone realize who I was when I was added, or when I removed myself from the group? Do senior Trump-administration officials use Signal regularly for sensitive discussions? Do the officials believe that the use of such a channel could endanger American personnel?

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Jan 8

Jordan Peterson's outfits have evolved to the point where he is a huge distraction even when not in camera focus

Jordan Peterson's increasingly aggressive styling threatens to overshadow the message of his interlocutors

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Dec 11

give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head

Image of Ving Rhames and Bruce Willis bound with ball gags

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Nov 5

The NYT tech workers strike jeopardizing the Election "Needle" vs.: The NYT tech workers strike jeopardizing the Election "Needle"

Kombucha girl considers pros and cons of no NYT Needle

Jason Aycock@alphajason· Sep 13

It's in ALL CAPS, Sarah! ;D

Jason Aycock@alphajason· May 23

Always look forward to the latest Teen Slang updates from those youth lingo experts, "The Today Show" www.today.com/parents/teen...