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æmə@alternative-ama· 22d

Let's birthday!

Vince and Ama mirror selfie.

æmə@alternative-ama· 22d

I am the most patient girl in all the world

Ama mirror selfie with Vince getting ready in the bathroom behind her. He's always late.

æmə@alternative-ama· 25d

Lucky you 🍀

Ama's hand holding a four-leaf clover.

æmə@alternative-ama· 25d

Well then you might enjoy Karlushka

æmə@alternative-ama· 28d

Cleveland - it's not that bad

Sunset with pink and orange hues on Lake Erie.

æmə@alternative-ama· 28d

Went on an adventure with this guy I'm banging

Ama and Vince in front of Buckingham Palace in London.

Ama and Vince at the Scottish border in front of a stone marker that says "SCOTLAND".

Ama and Vince on boat on Loch Ness.

Ama and Vince in front of the Eilean Donan Castle in Scotland.

æmə@alternative-ama· Jul 12

None of my posts are jokes. This is not a joke account.

Fruit (mostly raisins) that I picked out of a fruit bar pastry thing.

æmə@alternative-ama· Jul 6

Can you tell by looking at me that I'm in bed in London?

Ama bed selfie. She's sticking her tongue out. Silly bitch.

æmə@alternative-ama· Jul 5

It was a just a fun size, actually. Made for one person, clearly

A very large bag of peanut butter m&ms made for just one person. Just the one. Me. It's mine.

æmə@alternative-ama· Jul 5

Obviously. Anyways, here's your meme

Image of a skeleton with the words, "have you experienced CALCIUM? Symptoms include: intense feeling of bone, aaaaaAAaa, winning an ipad2, bones in urine. Simply thank Mr. Skeltal." It's funny and you're supposed to laugh.

æmə@alternative-ama· Jul 3

"If there is love, smallpox scars are as pretty as dimples"

Selfie of Ama sitting up against a tree. There is no filter on the picture and her acne scars are visible.

æmə@alternative-ama· Jun 21

Oh nooo, someone left their bible basics book in a bathroom stall at a rest stop off the Pennsylvania turnpike

Bible Basics for Everyone by Terry Glaspey found in a bathroom stall of a rest stop off the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

æmə@alternative-ama· Jun 20

Ziyad is usually a safe bet 😋

Box of Ziyad falafel mix

æmə@alternative-ama· Jun 14

Romantic sunset selfie with @vincenzzzo.bsky.social

Ama and Vince in front of Lake Erie at sunset. Vince is distracted and Ama is making a funny face.

æmə@alternative-ama· Jun 14

Afterglow

Ama selfie, basking in the afterglow of really fucking good sex 😉

æmə@alternative-ama· Jun 13

My favorite part about Cleveland so far has been all the cum I've swallowed. (Photo unrelated)

Lake Erie with Cleveland skyline in the background, dude on a jet ski in the foreground.

æmə@alternative-ama· Jun 10

We'd all like to flee to the Cleve

Ama next to a Cleveland script sign at the pier with the Cleveland skyline in the background.

Ama and Vince in front of a Cleveland script sign at the pier, Cleveland skyline in the background.

æmə@alternative-ama· Jun 8

Dipping my bread the way I like (face down, butt up)

My hand dipping bread into melted butter.

æmə@alternative-ama· Jun 3

What is going on?

Animal kaomoji test results. I am a confused baby bear.

Traits: ⁃ Perfectionism is tiring ⁃ Hides true inner feelings ⁃ Cuts ties if lines crossed - Warm heart. Helps others - Soft outside. Tough inside ⁃ Thinks I have a keen eye

Strengths: - Insight - Morality Patience
Weaknesses: - Sensitivity - Complexity - Distant Vibe

Good match: Monkey
Bad match: Kitty

æmə@alternative-ama· Jun 3

Listening to nature's song

Screencapture from Merlin Bird ID app showing the different birds that were singing while I sat outside. It shows: Northern Cardinal, Red-billed Leiothrix, House Finch, Warbling White-eye, and Zebra Dove.

æmə@alternative-ama· Jun 3

Morning coffee view

The sun peaking through the branches of a paperback (melaleuca?) tree.

æmə@alternative-ama· Jun 2

I saw Birdie today for the first time in 92 days

Her Royal Highness Princess Birdie the orange tabby cat meowing.

Her Royal Highness Princess Birdie the orange tabby cat.

æmə@alternative-ama· Jun 2

Give 'er the ol'

Bavarian cream filled malasada.

æmə@alternative-ama· May 30

Ama eating her vegetables. Healthy girl. So strong.

æmə@alternative-ama· May 27

People never talk about the glamorous side of working in education

Ama under a glamorous umbrella a student made.

æmə@alternative-ama· May 20

Marbubble cigarettes.

Marbubble cigarettes.

æmə@alternative-ama· May 20

Care for a smoke?

æmə@alternative-ama· May 18

Will we both go home alive?

Sexy mirror selfie of Ama and Vince. Ama is wearing a cute, fuzzy black bra, sleeves, and skirt. Vince isn't wearing much at all except maybe a bruise or two.

æmə@alternative-ama· May 17

Never meet your mutuals part II: San Francisco edition @vincenzzzo.bsky.social

Selfie of Ama and Vince in front of the Golden Gate Bridge.

æmə@alternative-ama· May 17

We all hate ice

Mirror selfie of Ama in a heavily graffiti'd bathroom of a Mexican restaurant.