When someone unlocks their album all I can think of is this

Too tired lately more sleep required

QTP with a blue-haired girl!

We're so back 😌👏

Just got out of bed 😴

"Sir" "man" "handsome" What if I hit you with my car?? 😍

Good morning all the attention has been getting to my head lately lol

QUICKC GIVE ME YOUR MOST CURSED MEME NO RESTRICTIONS Gawd finally I have no use for this in my reaction image folder 💀💀💀

Espeon cleared again 😌👌

Close Friends saw this weeks ago but I liked it so much I'm posting here since it's one of my best lol

Drop some MARVEL 🦸‍♂️ 🖤 🦹‍♀️

Me: I really need to get my side shaved again *bill payments* Oh ok....another month of waiting

Just looked at this again and AHHHHHH

Got the first pictures of my future shared living space and I could not be more excited 😭🥳🥳 Just 2 more months!

E1 YESSSSS I'm wet

Somehow today just happens to find every imaginable way to get on my nerves, all I need is a rude customer and I might lose it

Me last night: I'm gonna wake up and be ready for work today at a decent time *body randomly waking up at 2am and having the worst time going back to sleep*

As if the lack of reading could be more evident: Just had a customer ask if something was Greek yogurt The label clearly stated it is Greek yogurt.

Finally snapped at work today....it's gonna be a long final 2-3 months holy fuck

Got bored so decided to redo this since it's been a while

They say not to bottle up your emotions, but when I yell at my computer about teammates who eat crayons?

Well of course!

if you see this post 4 of your favorite fire emblem characters

Yes it's true I am coming out as a former band kid (As if my username wasn't a dead giveaway)

Laid down and felt my spine realign and pop. Ok

Me: Tells my partner about the science museum of my youth that has since been repurposed and no longer around My partner not even a week later: "Oh, here's a science place I've heard that's really cool and well liked around here"

Went to an unfamiliar store by myself for the first time and did not break down!

Stall tank Clefable has been putting in work 🥳✨️ just hit Ultra Ball tier just from doing my daily ranked battle

Got my first Sierra potg and it was just me killing 2 people with my ult

Honestly picking a favorite Protagonist and Soundtrack was so difficult to narrow down! For the record Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite is my protag of choice and not Booker (also tried not to repeat, but it kinda fell through) my other choice was gonna be either Maelle from E33 or Clive Rosfield