AltTaxPro

@alttaxpro

#WeAreAltGov Might be IRS, might be Dept of Revenue...wait for the audit to FAFO Typically found cussing at most laws #AuDHD #ActuallyAutistic Sarcastic AF potty-mouth middle-child latchkey #GenXer #NAFO 🇺🇦 Former #FellaForger

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AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Jun 27

Gotta give A Dozen Cousins a shout out for the most amazing tasting Cuban black beans I can buy off the shelf. I just made a cheesy bean dip using these, adding a little chimichurri sauce, black olives, and smashed avocado. (Not posting a Pic because it looks very unappealing lolololol)

A pouch of Cuban black beans by A Dozen Cousins

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· May 2

Welp.

A picture of a sign at night at a Chevron gas station.
$5.799 Regular if paying by cash
$5.899 Regular is paying by card
$7.399 Diesel

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Apr 25

World Penguin Day! I just hopped on my laptop, and this is the desktop background I was welcomed with 😍🐧 Galápagos Penguins

Windows desktop background of two Galapagos Penguins swimming; the photo is partially above and below the water line; the water is crystal clear, the sky is blue and sunny, and the penguins are majestic.

Found only in the Galápagos Islands—a volcanic archipelago about 600 miles off Ecuador's coast—this species lives farther north than any other penguin. Cool, nutrient‑rich ocean currents make this equatorial habitat possible by supplying food and keeping surrounding waters within survivable temperatures. Compact and agile, these birds spend much of the day in the water to stay cool.

Due to their restricted range, they are especially susceptible to changes in ocean temperature and food availability. On World Penguin Day, this rare tropical scene highlights the remarkable diversity of penguins worldwide and the fragile balance that sustains species living at the limits of their habitats.

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Mar 18

Dear Albertsons: What did Lindt ever do to you?

Grocery description reads LINDOR ASS WHITE CHOC TRUFFLE

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Feb 16

Mr. Tax found the weirdest valentines hearts ever 😂 #BuyInBulk

Photo of 7 candy hearts that say:
FLIRT
SOUL MATE
OOO LALA
COOK FOR TWO
SPLIT BILL
JOINT ACCOUNT
BUY IN BULK

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Feb 15

Sunday funday vibes

A photo of a fridge with magnetic letters that spell out
THE EPSTEIN FILES BETTER START TURNING INTO THE EPSTEIN TRIALS REAL GODDAMN SOON

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Feb 10

Maddow had a bit about this last night... oh and look what came up in my search results:

Screenshot of Google search result about project salt box. One of the top results was from Facebook - a post by AltNPS with comments mentioning Rachel Maddow's show last night.

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Oct 31

#GenX had the original labubus

A photo of a Monchhichi doll which was popular in the early 80s

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Oct 21

The last time major construction on the White House occurred was 1948-52 by Truman:: structural upgrades like concrete floors & steel supports to replace failing wooden ones. The exterior facade remained intact then. This just looks like desecration.

A photo of the White House. Construction equipment is tearing away the East Wing, demolishing it for the Shitstain's shitty ballroom.

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Aug 23

At first I thought they had the peg-roll on point for the jeans... then I zoomed in and found leg horror and pancaked feet!👀

A screenshot of an AI slop video about the 80s. 3 teens are sitting on a brick nook of a store and smiling.

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Aug 16

Trendingception.

A screenshot of the OP's post with a screenshot of bot posts about Hurricane Erin.
My screenshot is from the "trending" section, and includes a bot post above OP, which is also the first bot post in OP's screenshot.
In 37mins the bot post went from 96 likes to 231.

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Jul 30

🚨WA - OLYMPIC NATIONAL PARK Lake Cushman - Staircase Ridge - Copper Creek Trailhead #BearGulchFire has been downgraded to only 8% contained, with almost 1300 acres burned.

Screenshot of Google Maps - Western Washington, Olympic National Park - Bear Gulch Fire.
Staircase Trailhead is closed.
Copper Creek Trailhead has evacuation orders.
Wagonwheel Lake to the north is likely covered in wildfire smoke.

Google Maps screenshot - Western Washington - Olympic Peninsula - Hood Canal area along highway 101.

3 active fires:
Bear Gulch inside Olympic National Park (almost 1300 acres)
Hamma Fire - north of Bear Gulch
Browns Creek Road Fire- 14 acres

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Jul 27

So it's bad to promote a really cool labeler that provides recognition to more pronouns than I ever realized existed...?!

A screenshot of my OP showing the quoted post says "Blocked" to me.

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Jul 27

I got blocked for this repost. WITAF?!

Screenshot of a post by hjsboy.bsky.social that I quoted in my OP here:

"theres new ppl showing up so periodic reminder that @pronouns.diy exists and you can use them to get your pronouns stickered under under your dn and see everyone elses pronouns"

This was in my feed so that's the only reason I was about to screenshot this after being blocked. I just can't click on the post or the user without getting the blocked notification.

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Jul 18

Thank you for sharing 🤣 In return:

"your e-cards": pencil drawing of a man in a suit with his right arm up, index finger pointing, he says:

"You there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again."

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Jul 14

Remember "Your" Homeland's Heritage.

A sepia toned picture of a Cherokee family.

In relation to this post, this is not my "Homeland". Where I originally grew up was violently taken from the Cherokee Tribal Nations as they were forced away from THEIR HOMELAND to endure the Trail of Tears.

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Jul 9

🤣☠️

Satire headline:
Zohran Mamdani Responded "Just Saw This" but Read Text Two Days Ago, Says Read Receipt

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Jul 9

NYT Fake headline "Zohran Mamdani double dips his chips

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Jul 1

I was just in the middle of watching an awesome Ukranian movie called Sniper: The White Raven. 🇺🇦💙💛 I had 20 minutes left; I paused it, accidentally hit the back button, and now I cannot finish it because Amazon has it listed to rent or buy. 🖕🤬🖕

A picture of my TV - Amazon Prime Video - the movie Sniper: The White Raven is listed as available to rent or buy.

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Jun 22

If you're old enough, REMEMBER. If you're young enough, LEARN.

A black button that says "the real jesus forgives your Jesus for being a greedy republican warmonger.
My hubs has owned this pin since the 2nd Bush Shitministration.

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Jun 19

Tonight's dinner... Goat cheese Roasted veggies Mushrooms Black olives Pine nuts Pineapple Bacon

A picture of my pizza for dinner tonight:
Goat cheese
Roasted veggies
Mushrooms
Black olives
Pine nuts
Pineapple
Bacon

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Jun 1

Celebrate #Pride every day. I am an #Ally

A picture of the t-shirt I'm wearing today. It's black with the words:
Love. (In red)
Empathy. (In orange)
Compassion. (In yellow)
Inclusion. (In green)
Justice. (In blue)
Kindness. (In purple)

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· May 31

🚨📢Hey hey heyyyyyy #Seattle #PugetSound #OlympicPeninsula: 🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋 Transient Biggs Orcas are out and active today! They put on a show for hours in Sinclair Inlet. Last tagged around the Southworth Ferry terminal about an hour ago, heading South towards Olalla.

A screenshot from the Whale Alert app of the Puget Sound area between Seattle and Bremerton showing Transient Biggs Orca sightings today.

2:10pm - 05.31.2025:
"Number Sighted: 6
Comments: [Orca Network] T65As southbound"
App from whalealert.org

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· May 29

Manipulation is when they focus on how YOU REACTED instead of how THEY TREATED YOU

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· May 19

I didn't want to acknowledge Shitstain Junior's idiocy in such a somber news moment, but here we are. Coke Nose had the AUDACITY to point fingers at Dr. Jill, as if she could've caught President Biden's cancer. 📢DOCTORATE OF EDUCATION What a turd sucking assbag. 🖕🤬🖕

A GIF of Henry the vacuum cleaner trying to suck up a white powder, but he'll never meet or beat the levels that Coke Nose Junior Shitstain can hoover up into his 1 brain cell.

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Apr 30

I had to see it for myself. I had to confirm it for myself. I just took this screenshot of Lindshit Graham on Xitter. TFW the Shitstain Sycophants make even less sense than usual.

Screenshot of the moronic Lindshit Graham post from Xitter saying:

"I was excited to hear that President Trump is open to the idea of being the next pope. This would truly be a dark horse candidate, but i would ask the papal conclave and catholic faithful to keep an open mind about this possibility!

The first pope-us president combination has many upsides. Watching for white smoke..... trump MMXXVIII!"

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Apr 20

@cignahealthcare.bsky.social - this is laughable, ridiculous, and pitiful. July 2024: Hey your primary provider is out of network now, sucks to be you. March 2025: oops

Screenshot of a letter from Cigna Healthcare saying "we made a mistake and we're sorry" because they sent a letter 8 months earlier saying a primary provider was now out of network.

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Apr 11

Searching "Norway asylum bill for transgender Americans", here's the news results:

Screenshot of a Google search showing Zero news results found relative to the original poster's claim

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Apr 10

How about today's activity...?

A screenshot of one of my investment account activity for just today.

It looks kinda like _| with a level off at the top. The spike was around 1pm.

AltTaxPro@alttaxpro· Apr 10

This is what one of my accounts looks like currently. One. Week.