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Squash season@alvinsdream· 7d

Sometimes the timeline just lines up

A screenshot of my bluesky timeline. The first skeet is a goatse of the pentagon saying "the pentagon is just a butthole" and the second skeet is a gif of sad pikachu

Squash season@alvinsdream· Apr 4

Squash season@alvinsdream· Feb 27

Very cool

The corner of a magazine on a dark wood background. There is big green text that might say Begins. In the corner on a small white font it reads "a sounder at heart publication"

Squash season@alvinsdream· Feb 21

Love this serendipity

A comic about how we invented good things before bad based on that funkittoys quote and then a post about how surprising it is we are out here operating planes and shit and how we probably should be worse at it

Squash season@alvinsdream· Feb 12

Like this is an all time set of lines

Screenshot of song lyrics from Spotify (I know), that read
Good neighbors make good fences
If you pile them end to end
Stack 'em high now, heel to head
They're keeping off the wind
She called me a feast when
We kissed up in her bedroom, then
She apologized for biting in
I hope your into that
So I turned off my location
Let her fuck me like
you thought you did

Squash season@alvinsdream· Dec 5

Which of these connects to the transit this is supposedly a parking garage for? Bonus points if you didn't show up in a car and just wonder how to catch a train. L

An image of elevator buttons numbered 1-5. No other indication of purpose

Squash season@alvinsdream· Nov 5

A small orange cat curled up sleeping on a red blanket.

Squash season@alvinsdream· Nov 2

The post this is replying to followed by a different person posting about how they love salted nut rolls with a picture of the salted nut roll packaging

Squash season@alvinsdream· Oct 11

This feels kinda fake?

Screenshot of several notifications of groups of people liking skeet replies to posts about the world

Squash season@alvinsdream· Oct 6

A ticket machine outside an airport with the screen reading "Release the Epstein files"

Squash season@alvinsdream· Sep 4

Where does the human go?

A picture of a bed with a wooden headboard with five layers of mostly decorative pillows marching outward. Color schemes are white and red with complimentary patterns on the bedspread.

Squash season@alvinsdream· Aug 2

Quite the pair of stories.

Two skeets on the timeline. One from the guardian about an american teenager being held without charges in a notorious Israeli prison. The other from teen vogue about a 15 year old being held in the US concentration camp down in the everglades.

Squash season@alvinsdream· Jul 14

Life goals

A cat lounging on a brick wall with the most contented face

Squash season@alvinsdream· Apr 28

Potatoes for breakfast tomorrow!