alyssa mercante
@alyssamerc
an aperol spritz in human form (views expressed are mine alone)
Thinking of Sam Neill and how Jurassic Park was my entire personality as a child
Or this one, which took a Polaroid I posted and upscaled it all in the service of someone's 200th-ish video of me. That is a nameplate necklace I'm wearing. The edited image even changed where I was looking
Or this one (based on an iconic monologue of mine lmao) that clearly warps and distorts my face. I don't know if they're prompting the AI to do this, or if it just picks up on their psychosexual obsession with me and does it without being asked.
The first picture is from a big-time cyber stalker who found the left image on my IG story last September, saved it, and generated the right image a few months ago. See how it wraps my face, removes my toenail polish (lmao), and messes up my tats?
Idk why I wrote rinse, I meant run. It’s annoying bc it takes ages to dry but it WORKS
Loudly telling everyone at the bar I only support American women’s footy and that the stars denote this is a USWNT jersey because they actually win
Honestly Turks and Caicos healed me I’ve never felt more beautiful or more like myself than while here
I’ve made resort gym friends with an Armenian family from Bayside who like good coffee, cigs and peptides and they’re all insanely beautiful (not pictured)
Celebrating my parents’ 40th anniversary in Turks, got us a private Italian chef for tonight
That means so much, especially because I’ve being using your book for research! I’d love to pick your brain and chat and bit. Appreciate you!
Ever since I got this protective rug for my desk chair, Hellboy spends all day laying right by the wheels and screaming at me to pet him
