amateur dentist
@amateurdentist
grown goth, medievalist & psychiatric social worker (in that order)
I wish our dog shit game shows had more of this - I want a fat guy on family feud dressed like Taft stuck in a tub
I know there are a lot of problems in the world but I think to fix things I’d like to start here
the announcer for the Mexico / England game just said they played Oasis in the stadium and everyone booed. I wonder if Liam feels differently now
I still think they fucked up the IUD necklace by not making it out of copper and still angry at myself for not buying it.
a terrible group of people got married this weekend and made their guests and a bunch of servers do this for dinner.
cleaned out the trunk of my car and found the only 2 CDs you could ever need
apartment just got raided by a dozen men slathered in beef tallow trying to plunder my beautiful ferments
I am sparing you all the pain of live tweeting the Winter Olympics by texting my dad continuously because Jesse voluntarily ate a tranq dart just to stop my train of consciousness dumping
whenever they do this, this is what my head says back / same energy etc.
wow new communist mayor not even in office yet and failing liberal NYC agenda to force gender swap in effect Monday