Here’s my cat helping me

Don’t get mad but I’ve had you on my lock screen for a while

When my son was like eight he had a kindle fire and he invited me to this recurring calendar event. He’s 21 now and it’s a little reminder of his younger self every year

My daughter made me this

44 is a weird number but I guess I’ll get used to it

I forgot to show you what my friend got me, his mask and jacket come off

I found the giraffe guys it’s fine

Me too

I like this app a lot more when it says things like this

Every town has the ominous megastructure. What’s yours? Ok sure Brandtbert, the driller is cool but it’s no cock ring

Currently listening to this…

This is Boomer

You forgot the other side of the shirt 😉

Instructions unclear

I gotta do better than this

Ok but who said there was though? I just wanna talk

I wish this fog were as pretty in pictures as it is in person

Here you go my friend

drop some hats I have a tiny head so I hardly ever wear hats, this was hard to find

Happy birthday dude

Oh ok

I was busy on caturday but look at him sleeping on my leg 🥹

They better not be lying, I need some joy today

Visiting my daughter’s cat

It was Mr Green with the lead pipe in the kitchen if you even care