Amberlin

@amberlin

I dislike bio’s, really. I’m a late 40 year old female with a 25 year-old child. We have two dogs and two cats. I live in the UK. The England part. I enjoy commenting on U.K. and U.S politics. Warning: Sarcastic sense of humour.

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Amberlin@amberlin· Jun 17

Cat break! Tinker is the black cat sat on my leg, taken about 10 minutes ago. Belle is the black and white cat on the cat tree. Regular viewing will resume now.

Black cat sits on left leg of a human being. Human is under a weighted blanket, colour undefined due to the purple lamplight suffused through the room.

Black and white cat is laid on a square tray bad at the top of a cat tree. A corner of a bed is visible, mostly because it’s not that far from the tree.

The photo is suffused with purple light from a lamp

Amberlin@amberlin· May 24

I am so sorry. Please forgive me. *runs away*

Star Trek image generator.

The episode title reads “Luke, I am your father. (That’s Star Trek, right?)

Amberlin@amberlin· May 16

Marion, Illinois in American Truck Simulator #CruisingIllinois

A yellow US style truck approaches a clock tower in Marion, Illinois in American Truck Simulator

A yellow U.S style truck headed into Marion, Illinois in American Truck Simulator

Amberlin@amberlin· May 3

All these years on. It was my favourite game for years. Worth the 20+ minutes of tape loading shrieks. Unfortunately at 15 I developed epilepsy and it could send me into a seizure in between black white black flashes, so I wasn’t allowed to play it after that.

A search screen from Duck Duck Go for Rockstar ate my hamster.

Amberlin@amberlin· May 1

Happy to help

A screen shot from Duck Duck Go with a Chesney Hawkes film in the search bar.

The top search result informs the user that this film is called Buddy’s Song

Amberlin@amberlin· Mar 23

Tinker is the almost pure black cat. She has about 4 white hairs on her chest. Belle is the black and white cat.

Tink, a black cat, in a black bag, on a faded floral carpet

Belle, a black and white cat, in all her gorgeousness

Amberlin@amberlin· Jan 10

So I was going for a rest and turned on a lamp and was greeted by…. Belle being a big floof ball.

Belle, a black and white medium furred cat, laying spread eagled across a bed, with her head resting on a pink weighted blanket.

In the immediate foreground is an open door which is open, just above it on the left is the top of a tower fan.

Amberlin@amberlin· Jan 8

Also another dog

This is Teddy. He’s also a pomchi. He’s Peanut’s brother. He’s a little bigger than Pea. Medium furred.

Sat on the same red sofa. He likes to lean on you.

A blurred TV is in the background. A dog bed is just below the TV unit. The top of a silver remote is visible on the arm.

Amberlin@amberlin· Jan 7

This, too, is dog.

Peanut, a pomchi, is looking glorious in his blondeness, bearing his full Elizabeathean ruff which mum cuts off him during summer. The red sofa on which he’s sat can be seen. The tiny pink bit is my left thigh.

He was sat on me, as he often does. I was kind of using him as an excuse not to go upstairs at the time.

Amberlin@amberlin· Nov 4

One beautiful idiot. One black cat attempting world domination. Sometimes, the black cat turns into an idiot attempting world domination. Photographic evidence. Tink(er) is the would be world dominater. Belle is the beautiful idiot on the right there.

Black cat laid on an unmade bed, a pink blanket at one side of her and a blue duvet on the other. She’s laid between the two blankets. Behind her is some red closed curtains.

Definitely is planning world domination. You can see it on her face.

Black and white cat laid on her right side on the top tier of a two tier cat tree. The grey lower shelf of the cat tree is visible.

A pink dressing gown with Mickey Mouse faces is draped on something in the background.

Amberlin@amberlin· Oct 24

Please enjoy this Teddy double bill. 10 minutes ago on the left vs 3-ish days ago after my mum tried and failed to have him play with his bear toy, on the right.

A very sleepy, relaxed blonde pomchi enjoying belly scritches. He leans on the arm of a red sofa. A hand is visible providing the belly scritches.

Same blonde pomchi lays belly down on a red sofa, a supposedly white stuffless bear, bar it’s head, lays on top of the blonde pomchi

Amberlin@amberlin· Oct 18

@barristersecret.bsky.social We begin… (Accurately, at least 5 minutes ago)

A person holding a Kobo e-reader (yes, my hand). It displays a book cover that reads: ‘The million copy bestselling author. The Secret Barrister, writing as S. J. Fleet. When the game is murder the competition is deadly, broken up by a silhouette of a figure running on a dark wet street, lit by a lamppost. The Cut Throat Trial’

Amberlin@amberlin· Sep 7

So left picture is our pomchi, Peanut. Thunderstorms. He doesn’t like them. It looked like he was using the computer. Right: Peanut and his brother, Teddy (Peanut on right) in the same bed. Probably last Monday because they’re in the kitchen.

Back of small pomchi, taken during thunderstorm, with front paws on desk, looking like he’d using the computer.

Amberlin@amberlin· Aug 19

I couldn’t find our smallest dog, Peanut. All that was visible from the kitchen doorway was his head. I entered the room and reangled to show him to amuse my daughter. Approximately three days ago.

Small blonde pomchi laid against the arm of a sofa largely hidden behind a brown cushion/throw pillow

Amberlin@amberlin· May 20

Belle. My other cat is a derpy void that likes to hide in shadows.

Black and white cat’s head (yes, attached to a cat) sticks out of a box at the bottom of a grey cat tree, next to the cat tree is a rumpled grey cat bed with a bit of green plastic bag on it that would take too long to explain in an alt text box.

Same black and white cat laid on an unmade bed, largely on a blue comforter. A pink weighted blanket is visible underneath it. There is a lamp turned on (not visible) near the bottom of the bed.

Amberlin@amberlin· Apr 21

Ooh. I have one of those who gets the same expression when she sees light reflecting from a watch.

A black cat is stood on something white. Red curtains are behind her.

Amberlin@amberlin· Feb 1

*joins in* On the left is Tinker. On my way to bed, she decided to peek through the curtains. No clue why. This happened for well over 5 minutes. On the right is Belle. She was sat across my stomach and head. Same night as Tink’s peeping.

A black cat’s head sticks out of a pair of red curtains. The cat’s head is attached to a cat’s body behind said curtains

A black and white cat in close up. A light purple wall is visible behind her.

Amberlin@amberlin· Jan 28

A plush Stitch is wrapped in some kind of grey fabric. It is adorned with a purple and yellow ‘Disney Stitch’ label through one ear.

Amberlin@amberlin· Nov 6

Belle says “Good morning” from my stomach before the click of my phone camera upset her. #ProofOfCat

A very very very close up of a black and white cat, Belle, who I think is gorgeous, but I’m biased.

Amberlin@amberlin· Oct 30

Peanut and Teddy, probably around 2019. Peanut is the one at the back.

Two pomchi puppy’s rest on a blue blanket, on a sofa.

Amberlin@amberlin· Oct 22

Time line cleanse. Peanut, one of our pomchi’s, sat on my knee. He was putting his tongue back in his mouth after yawning, producing this blep. #DogsOfBlueSky #DogPics

A tan, medium furred pomchi, mid yawn, producing a blep. He’s called Peanut. He’s a small to medium sized dog. Sat on a person’s lap, framed by a red sofa.

Amberlin@amberlin· Sep 13

Took a screenshot for you. You’ll find it in accessibility settings in the settings menu.

Accessibility settings menu screenshot on iPhone to demonstrate where the “disable auto play for videos and GIFs is”.

Amberlin@amberlin· Jun 20

The black cat is Tinker, just after she threw Toothless at me from the chest of drawers. The close up shot is Belle. Tink is a fairly typical cat. Belle is more sedate #ProofOfCat