Ami Berger
@amiberger
Writer, editor, wordy person | what fresh hell is this? Read more of my stuff on Medium: medium.com/@ami.berger
Trump’s economy is so bad that these white supremacist jerkoffs had to cut up their old white hoods to cover their coward-ass nazi-wannabe faces
@quinncy.bsky.social what if I celebrated Halloween by going to a cat cafe and petting an absolutely terrifying and homicidal orange derp named Leroy
excuse me while I crumble into dust and blow away like an ancient tumbleweed made of Actually Normal Back Then
Goodnight, loon Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon Goodnight, "proof" of life Goodnight, garbage wife Goodnight, weird hand bruises Goodnight, red hat losers Goodnight, nobody Goodnight, cow And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"
This is NOT real as far as I can tell—it’s not on their current X feed—but the fact that I had to go check to make sure tells you all you need to know.
As if his hands are big enough to hold cards and levers at the same time. Also this is fucking lunacy.
Here’s the email sent to UVA alums from President Jim Ryan, announcing his resignation. What a travesty.
GARRBLE GARBLE GARBLE OIL PRICES BLAH BLAH BLAH ENEMY MAN WOMAN TV COVFEFE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTEN- *falls asleep*
I'm sure this is kind of a youhadtobethere but Kris Lindahl is a local real estate agent and these billboards are EVERYWHERE