He even took the time to number the steps for me on the items I’m using so over the next couple days I can just knock this out and have the pool open for the weekend :)))

My mother’s dog keeps getting ear infections so now he wears an ear wrap when he swims and it looks like this 😂😂😂

As I was taking this picture of my leg bruises the wife glares at me and says “you barely even HAVE any.” Friends: her legs look like a Dalmatian’s. She is simply covered in bruises. COVERED.

I THOUGHT I did that with the bed… but I guess we’re assembling this the old fashioned way (deck screws) Wish me luck and good fortune

There’s blueberry bushes all over the property and wife is so happy

Them “long Dunkin’ Donuts can’t hurt u” Long Dunkin’ Donuts:

But we successfully closed on the house with no hiccups!! I own a house with my wife!!

cheesus this is a dystopian aside

Kahancert was great, really fun, they put together a great show. He even got BIG PAPI TO SHOW UP?????

I would like to point out @stitchy.bsky.social snapped me this first picture when THIS IS WHERE WE ARE SITTING relative to each other

Kahancert

Finally got around to wearing my wedding gift from @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social ✌️✌️✌️👅👅👅

[10 years later]

On Roy Cohn: What an anecdote

The White House passes out 800,000 snake fireworks and count those towards the total

Well I feel good about having made the switch to tidal

Louis’ loving the time he’s spending at his nana’s house

We DID check out the shaker village and it was EXCELLENT we had a great time going on a guided tour and poking around looking at all the quality carpentry

Did NOT succeed at strawberry picking today—both farms we went to were wiped out from the storm/bad season overall 😩😩 but we got to pet some calves and piglets as a consolation prize 😅😅

it was such a dumb little show

HUH. So guys remember how there was a plan to buy Bell Hooks’ “Communion” tomorrow to knock JD Vance’s “Communion” off the charts (it comes out tomorrow)? Remember that? There’s no individual copies of Bell Hooks’ “Communion” available on Amazon anymore. Not in English, at least

I went to the social security office yesterday while I was also doing lots of packing stuff and so I decided to wear a not totally trashed shirt to look like ya know a responsible human. But guys I just ended up looking like a little dude? A funky little guy??

I need @naturalhabitat.bsky.social to know that your “just a rat looking for a good time” bumper sticker is absurdly popular. I catch people all the time stopping to laugh at it or take pics

Mother???? MOTHER!!!

Buying a house is truly just [Logan Roy voice] "[sarcastic] Congratulations on saying the biggest number, you fucking morons."

insane that real estate agents can get away with TINTING DIRT GREEN so they can pretend like this is grass. Fucking con artist shit, like come the fuck on

Did some paints with @stitchy.bsky.social and the Derry town arts council for the summer farmer’s market! SUMMER PAINT TIMES

Trying to get the robolitter box fully functioning at the in-laws and

At the in-laws now waiting for the house to sell and Louis is settling in