Amy

@amybutmoreso

Scientist. Wife. Mother. Order may vary. She/Her

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Amy@amybutmoreso· 29d

I have Shenan-ed! Luckily I am ambidextrous since my right thumb won’t shenan again for the next day or two.

Cute tiny whistles on cute tiny key rings sit on on a variegated purple tablet cover. A glass of amber liquid with a black band around the base sits on a coaster behind them.

Amy@amybutmoreso· 29d

Shenanigans on a Tuesday, when you are middle aged but have been blessed by the whistle goddess(es).

A purple variegate tablet cover with pliers, small key rings, and a bag of 3D printed micro whistles on top. On the same wood table is a glass with clear liquid and a lime in it, and a black rubber wrist band around the bottom.

Amy@amybutmoreso· Jul 3

Post a random picture or everything else will go bad in July.

Two white pots on bamboo bases on a wood floor. The smaller holds a collection of snake plants and pothos. The larger a green leafy plant of unknown heritage.

Amy@amybutmoreso· Jun 25

We did a Costco run, because feeding teenagers is expensive as fuck. I feel like @mostlybree.kitrocha.com would appreciate both our commitment to bulk cooking AND my husband's level of smartass.

A large white freezer wrapped package which contains a boneless Boston Butt, held by someone with a purple painted thumb nail. Written in black sharpie on the paper are the words "Shoulder of Pig House of Costco Summer Solstice"

Amy@amybutmoreso· Jun 22

An enamel pin with a cartoon man wearing yellow hard hat, red shirt, blue overalls, and a tool belt. He looks very much like the PBS character Bob the builder. The letters on top of the pin say "Can we fix it?" The letters below say "No. It's F**cked"

Amy@amybutmoreso· May 31

Hooman! Hello hooman. You are a bestest hooman and we give you virtual kisses and tail wags. Also you deserve many treats.

Two tan terrier mix dogs lay on top of a pile of gray blankets and blue pillows. They are snoozing in obvious comfort.

There may or may not be a very nice leather sofa under all of it.

Amy@amybutmoreso· May 22

Star Wars cannon.

A screenshot of the above skeet with 66 likes.

For those who are not familiar with, it’s a reference to “Order 66” where Jedi and all associated with them were ordered to be slaughtered wholesale, mostly by clone stormtroopers.

Amy@amybutmoreso· May 14

I mean i am selective in the distribution of *actual* fucks since I have a limited number to give. Virtual and verbal fucks? All day long.

A white mug with faded black lettering held in my left hand in front of my entrance door.

It says “I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.”

Amy@amybutmoreso· Apr 7

Also, this can be your cat! (Truly, she believes she's half cat. And half Rhodesian Ridgeback.)

A small tan dog lays sleeping on top of the back of a brown leather sofa. The cushion is squished, and she is partly held on the cushion by a black and white fuzzy blanket shoved up against the cushion.

Amy@amybutmoreso· Apr 6

Found you!

Black and white photo of a pale women with short dark hair walking down a french street. Sh carries 6 liters of wine in a metal carrier in one hand, and a 5 foot plus baguette vertically in the other.

We suspect it is a time traveling Gail Simone, doing what Gail Simone does, but in France.

Amy@amybutmoreso· Mar 6

The original version from @coffeeshopjihad.bsky.social

Post from another site by @coffeeshopjihad which reads

GOD: I HAVE MADE MANKIND

ANGELS: YOU FUCKED UP A PERFECTLY GOOD MONKEY IS WHAT YOU DID. LOOK AT IT. ITS GOT ANXIETY

Amy@amybutmoreso· Mar 6

a woman with dark hair in a blue power suit. Actress Julia Louise Dreyfuss in the role of Valentina Allegra de Fontaine as presented in the movie Wakanda Forever.

de Fontaine is a evil, backstabbing government employee who uses her power to try to steal resources from Wakanda and other countries for the US government.

Amy@amybutmoreso· Feb 25

Merry Pippin Samwise Frodo

Black and white drawing of a warrior fighting a skeleton.
What are the four core character classes?
Wrong answers only.

Amy@amybutmoreso· Feb 12

Oh look you are unintentionally correct!

An NPR post saying “Homan said a significant drawdown has been underway this week, and will continue into next week. The move follows what Homan calls “extensive” engagement with officials and greater cooperation with local law enforcement and access to jails.”

This is of course just NPR trumpeting more of Homan’s lies. What makes the post correct is that the link to the “story” is broken and instead of a headline it reads ERROR: The request could not be satisfied

Amy@amybutmoreso· Feb 9

As long as you can handle the commentators.

Muppets Statler and Waldorf in stadium seats. One wears Pittsburgh Steelers gear and the other Cleveland Browns gear

Amy@amybutmoreso· Feb 9

Superb Owl snacks! Well, bird anyway. (My youngest loves both deviled eggs and penguins.)

A plate of deviled eggs. Half have black olives on top, half have sweet pickled jalapeños on top.

Two deviled eggs that look kinda like penguins. Black olives eyes and wings, tiny carrot triangles as beaks and feet.

Amy@amybutmoreso· Feb 3

That thing where you order fun fidgets for spawn college care packages and @kitrocha.com puts WEE TINY CREATURES in the box for you!

A wee orca and tiny rainbow pterodactyl perched on a white AirPod Case.

A 3D printed rainbow pterodactyl and orca perched on the index and middle fingers of a left hand in front of a textured navy background.

Amy@amybutmoreso· Jan 31

Describe your BlueSky account in a single image.

Numerous rows of characters from The Muppet Show in marquee arches with pastel backgrounds.

Amy@amybutmoreso· Jan 30

Man, being slightly adjacent to slight power is a hell of a drug.

A photo of Meghan McCain participating in the No H8 campaign many years ago. Pale skin, blonde hair, duct tape over her mouth, and NO H8 written on her cheek.

Amy@amybutmoreso· Jan 27

No snow, just cold. And pups who have very different opinions about the cold.

A medium brown dog with white chest lays on a sofa. A small brown dog wrapped in a blanket is perched on top of the sofa.

Amy@amybutmoreso· Jan 24

Wait WHAT? Why did I not know you were a state college denizen? Also:

Luke Skywalker and Han Solo in heavy cold weather gear, Luke riding a pale, furry, horned,kangaroo like creature called a tauntaun. Text over the image says “going to wegmans…need anything?”

Amy@amybutmoreso· Dec 14

A blue triangle flag and the words Marked safe from watching Mahomes in the post season today.

Amy@amybutmoreso· Dec 8

A blue and white ACC championship emblem for 2025 in Charlotte NC. Placed over a blue tinged cityscape

Amy@amybutmoreso· Nov 26

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? Dang this could get dangerous.