brat prince summer

@anachronistique

First you're another sloe-eyed vamp, then someone's mother, then you're camp. she/her.

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brat prince summer@anachronistique· 28d

If you see this, repost with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai.

The heroines of "Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon," a live action adaptation of the Sailor Moon manga and anime

brat prince summer@anachronistique· 29d

"communist bugs bunny" meme with the caption "*our* lego"

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Jul 10

eric andre, wearing what I think is meant to be a raver outfit and enormous bug-eyed sunglasses, lifts an unlabeled bottle of ranch dressing in a toast, saying "cheers i'll drink to that bro"

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Jun 22

save me, cold brew

A glass of iced coffee with milk, sitting on a cluttered desk.

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Jun 14

King Arthur Baking (and staff editor Jessica Battilana, writing today's newsletter) continues to crush it

But beyond the flag-inspired prismatic offerings that have come to define Pride bakes in the modern era, you might also consider making something that’s inspired by queer history. In October of 1977, gay rights activist Thom Higgins marched up to anti-gay crusader Anita Bryant at a press conference in Des Moines, Iowa, and hit her square in the face with a whipped cream-topped fruit pie. I’m not suggesting you smash a pie in anyone’s face, but serving one at your Pride party is a tasty nod to the early activists who fought for queer rights when it wasn’t popular or easy to do so. (And also: wouldn't it be more satisfying to smash a cream pie?)

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Jun 4

no thank you

screenshot of a weather app showing the weather for today, tomorrow and Saturday as simply "Hot" with an icon of an enormous sun in an orange sky over a city skyline. the temperatures predicted are 92, 90, and 91 F.

brat prince summer@anachronistique· May 31

@1001cranes.bsky.social mystery bruise summer is a go

a fat white woman's leg, with a gnarly bruise on the outside of the knee. it looks like a lipstick kiss with one half being purple and one half yellow, with a tiny little cut in the middle

brat prince summer@anachronistique· May 26

don't be this person signed, someone who had to unlearn the opposite "what do you MEAN southern states can't handle a measly inch of snow" response

bsky post from cassiej444 saying "Oh stop it. Australia gets 40 degree days constantly. We stay near an A/C. Get in water. Drink and that's it. You'd think people spontaneously combust with the way people carry on."

brat prince summer@anachronistique· May 19

look at this cool bird I saw this morning! it's hard to tell from the photo but its head was this beautiful dark blue

a patch of grass half in shade. on the shady side is a dark colored bird. though it's difficult to tell, the head is a vivid dark blue while the rest of its feathers are black-brown

brat prince summer@anachronistique· May 17

tattooing this post on my arm so I see it whenever I pick up my phone to doomscroll

screenshot of a tumblr post by user despazito. there's a photograph of a fish with a huge bulbous forehead in a tank, with a sign on the tank that reads "Please Do NOT Stir Me Up
When you do I hit my head on the flass and if I keep doing it I will die."
the post is captioned "Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop"

brat prince summer@anachronistique· May 13

gonna get a lot of mileage out of this one

BIlbo Baggins, holding the One Ring and looking at it covetously. Captions have been altered to read "After all... why not? Why shouldn't I take a nap?"

brat prince summer@anachronistique· May 11

I've been ROASTED

Athletics

[Your City Here] A's. AKA the Sacramento A's. AKA the (allegedly) Las Vegas A's. AKA John Fisher's Daddy Issues made manifest. You like things a little (OK, a lot) off the beaten path. Things don't come easy for you, but when they do come, they're cool as hell. You might not be the most polished franchise, but you're teeming with spirit. Plus, there's always at least one guy wearing your merch at every baseball game in America. That's something!

brat prince summer@anachronistique· May 6

I think about "what baby" ALL the time www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id...

a three-panel comic in ink and blue and gray watercolor, titled "Like Tom's a good father"
panel 1: Tom Buchanan says "Daisy! Where is our daughter?"
panel 2: Daisy Buchanan, lounging on a couch, says "huh?" Tom replies, angry, "Our baby"
panel 3: Daisy lounging and holding is revealed to be sitting on top of a squashed infant while saying "What baby"

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Mar 21

saw Double Indemnity last night and yes it's a very good film but also now I am on a quest to find barbara stanwyck's cunty little sunglasses

screencap from "Double Indemnity", a black-and-white film, with Barbara Stanwyck saying "I only wanted him dead." She's got blonde hair with lifted curled bangs and the sides and bottom curled under, and she's wearing sunglasses that are sort of uneven trapezoids, somewhere between a square frame and a cats-eye. (She is standing in a grocery store aisle for plot reasons.)

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Mar 20

perfect time to deploy one of my favorite things I've ever seen on tumblr

two grungy looking old trash barrels, the wheeled kind that get dragged out to the curb. both have labels made of multiple strips of masking tape. one says "and so the trash barrels became trash themselves" and the other says "take us away boys"

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Mar 16

absolutely not suspicious at all

screencap of an email from an inbox, from sender "C.loud Support" with the subject line "R'eviw y.our S.torage options to ensur ee optimal use of space 99" - all weird typos and punctuation are accurately transcribed

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Mar 4

we must ensure the classics remain a part of the curriculum

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Mar 2

I AM A GOLDEN GOD

a tray of hamantaschen, cookies folded into little triangles around pockets of jam. all of them have remained closed up instead of falling open in the oven

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Feb 26

this might be the only one I've made, I get a lot of use out of "people don't read" though

meme of one of the guys from Drake and Josh, captioned to read "I do not control the tuition"

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Feb 23

two frames from the music video for "Baby One More Time." with teen Britney Spears in schoolgirl uniform and pigtail braids with pink fluffy holders. the frames have been captioned with "my lower back is killing me" and "I must confess so are my knees"

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Feb 16

sometimes my commitment to the public transit life is tested

snippet of a screencap from Maps with the header "Public transport," indicating that a trip would take 16 minutes by car and 1 hour and 3 minutes by public transit

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Feb 13

I've been thinking about this meme a lot lately www.tumblr.com/cramulus/710...

a photo of a page of a book with the following text: "52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you." superimposed on them is purple text with a drop shadow that says "Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take"

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Feb 11

almost lost a battle between the duvet cover and a fitted sheet it had somehow knotted inside itself, never have shitposts been more true

screencap of a tumblr post
ariadne-mouse
me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

steakosaur posts a screencap of a tweet by Archie Henderson @jazzemu_
[inside washing machine]
duvet cover: climb in my brothers
every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Feb 8

this tumblr post has been load-bearing for me since I first saw it

tumblr post by the user nitewrighter, dated March 26, 2025

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Feb 7

meme: three pictures of a little Black kid, maybe 2 or 3, wearing a madras plaid button-down, coral pants, and tan shoes. he looks dapper and adorable. except in all the pictures he has the grumpiest face in the world. like someone told him to smile for the camera and he said No I Will Do The Opposite. text has been added to caption the pictures: "congrats" "happy for you" "nice" in all-caps impact font

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Jan 30

genuinely give this photographer (Audra Melton) a Pulitzer. A RICH TEXT.

a white guy sits in an enormous kitchen at an expansive white marble-looking island. behind him you can see a bunch of beige cabinets, what looks like an in-cabinet wine fridge, and a shelf and open rack holding a dozen gleaming copper pots and pans. in front of the guy on the island, just out of focus, is a big wooden cutting board with a fancy little wooden bowl with a lid on top. directly in front of him are delivery containers with sushi and other food, and he's in the act of dipping a piece of sushi roll into a container of sauce. the brown paper bag on the island is hiding the view of the stove below the copper pans. there are a few kids' toys scattered about as well.

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Jan 27

This is from February 10th.

a truly absurd snowbank on the corner of a street. the top of the snow bank is only about two feet below the awning of the coffeeshop it's on front of. a cavity has been carved out for a fire hydrant

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Jan 26

bread! not taking a picture of the beans because black beans just look like a lightless tar pit

two very round little loaves of bread sitting on a wire rack, which is sitting on the ugliest faux-stone countertop. you can see my coffeemaker behind them

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Jan 2

this is hilarious tbh

a screenshot of the quoted post by Merriam-Webster, with the gif for "Your 2026 Word" showing "bougie"

brat prince summer@anachronistique· Dec 31

gender is a prison