No Hetero Database Wanderer
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40-mumble, she/they, so goth I was born Black. Fuck musky billionaires, orange predators, and TERFs. My block hand is strong and itchy. ✊🏾🏳️🌈🏴☠️🍉
Snail progress update: Day 14. We have apparently exited Beckley, WVA. Approaching the New River. #roostsocial
because i am perpetually 12, I have been low key grumpy that my rookery on Roostsocial.app did not include any tits. (I do have a booby and a dickcissel.) Wellp, this morning i recieved a Eurasian Blue Tit.
I mention yesterday that I dreamed about The Wiz (1978), which has reawakened my obsession with Evillene's swoopy puffy pink/gold/red/purple paisley dress. This thing has more greeblies on it than a star destroyer model.
while I was doing that I was noodling about in the #Paralives early access that dropped today. Game is kinda like if The Sims and Stardew Valley had a chill, flat-shaded baby. It's early access so some things are buggy, but it's charming af so you can't be too mad.
wait wtf. is it still snow if it's like, 5mm round ice pellets? Its too small to be hail and too big to be sleet.
Today's glimmer: by bell choir usually plays something during Palm Sunday service, and they all know I like to take the palms home because my cats go nutso butso for them and basically will play with them long after they dry out, so I usually leave service with a fistfull of palm fronds.
Today's glimmer: I have a years long tradition with one of my friends where on our respective birthdays we send each other gifs & memes about David Bowie's distractingly prominent area in Labyrinth.
an update to my heated hair tool saga: I was so piqued by the hair dryer attachment thing I posted last week that I huffed off and bought myself one of those fancy straightening brushes Instagram has been relentlessly advertising at me since Thanksgiving. Tried it today. Begrudgingly impressed.
Gods so many. I stole this one (and in fact all of her Phil Collins/Genesis tapes) from my sister.
Pretty sure this was Alfonso Cuarón's first English language film and what an absolutely beautiful film it was. It took some wild liberties with the original book, but I think the changes made the story more satisfying. Also featured a young, handsome Liam Cunningham as Captain Crewe.
One of a very few titles I have not replaced since jettisoning my VCR, mostly because at the time it was out of print. Watch it a) for Patrick Stewart, who runs away with the entire movie from his first line and b) This might as well just be called Cameos: The Movie. EVERYONE is in it.
Achtung Baby! is a no skip album anyway? Zoo Station is the perfect appetizer for what ends up being 55 minutes of ear magic.
TBF, it's an extremely based building. It's actually the Brooklyn Society for Ethical Culture. Exhibit A.
These. Saw them in my local Asian food market and was intensely curious. They dont taste like either turkey or cheetos but a secret third salty and slightly peppery thing that is still taaty in a strange way
the "bad" thing about working from home, inclement weather or otherwise, is that Old Lady Cat continues to use me as furniture. (She'd also be doing this at my desk, location is irrelevent).
I mean yeah but also i misread that f as an n and was like "DEFINITELY NOT"
I am usually a reasonably quiet Xmas song enjoyer... with the single exception of "Feliz Navidad."
We're just going to pretend I didn't lose the last half hour looking longingly at these because my brain went "Why in the blue blazing fuck don't you have a pair of Timbs now?" Listen the longer I live in Red Sox country the further I stray from God's light, I know this, shush
It actually fucking enrages me when people use Rockwell's work to prop up bigotry. He was not about that bullshit. At all. There are Reasons why a giant mosaic of this is hanging in the UN Headquarters.
A perfect little collection of wacky trumpet/vibroslap/sprechtgesang rock 'n' roll nonsense. No skips, I want it on vinyl someday.
#sumo ummmm... who is this in the Prime splash? if it's who I think it is.... loooooooooooool
YOOOOOO my birthday #ChelseaKat bag just arrived and it's mad cute, thank you, Sis! (ignore my crazy eyes, lol) #beyondthegates
In Dame Patricia Routledge's memory, I post this flowerpot I saw at the famers' market a few years ago and the sign with it that nearly made me pee myself laughing. RIP.