My pepper grinder is a apple and my salt shaker is a owl

I found the website and I love how all three designs look exactly like butt plugs. A real conversation starter for the center of your dinner table.

Lmao apparently it’s a pepper grinder with a stand, but the other model looks just as much like it goes in your butt.

How I thought I looked while I was doing a lot of coke vs how I actually looked.

Parody is dead, but The Onion lives on

To paraphrase SpongeBob SquarePants, the true voice of the people is written on dumpsters.

This is big baby, he belongs to my partner and watches over us while we sleep.

My partner wanted me to share this pic because they’re proud they look like all the memes about horny dorks with round glasses and bangs. I’m a very lucky guy

You get hit by a "turn into the last character you played in a game" beam, right now. How bad is it? I was playing Civilization so I’m Tamar Queen of Georgia from the 1100’s, which doesn’t seem so bad.

Disgraced washed up film director Ube Roll

NYC city council member Vickie Paladino openly calling for the assassination of DSA leadership. If you make a joke about algae in the reflecting pool the FBI will show up at your house, but this is fine because they’re socialists.

I have seized the Mamdanate of heaven

Mods can’t sleep, post night herons 🪶

Just a small tastes of my dark and twisted world.

There’s nothing “traditional” about stay at home wives. It was a brief phenomenon of post war American culture mostly isolated to white middle class families. Most women always worked, even a farm wife wasn’t unemployed she was an agricultural labor who just lived at the farm she worked on!

This hippy grocery store in Eugene Oregon has my favorite deli in the world and you can build the most ridiculously loaded takeout box and pay for it on food stamps. Literally kept me from being malnourished in college.

Sorry boss I’m gonna be in late today, the truck drivers are playing Tetris again. How does this even happen??

JDPON Don rides again! Sorry America, party’s over.

Therizinosaurus, a lineage of predatory dinosaurs that converted to herbivores and got extremely big and sharp. Debate rages on how chubby it was.

It’s not that weird for a Pokémon to be a humanoid, but I do find it funny that this one literally starts as a green pet cat and evolves into a full on anthropomorphic furry. Its evolutions basically go from 6, to 4, to 2 on this chart.

Honestly I can think of no better monument to Barrack Obama’s legacy than tearing up a historic public park in an impoverished black neighborhood and replacing it with a giant privately owned tombstone to the concepts of hope and change that raises the rents all around it.

Saying “Go bears” was already a joke about the Chicago sports teams, the bears and the cubs, but now I can’t stop thinking about this as a “bear pride flag”

No I think this is literally cannon in at least several different runs of Superman. I remember it from the animated series when I was a kid.

The Hopi, Navajo, Apache, and Tohono O’odham all agreed to ban the symbol from their cultural art in 1940 because it had been desecrated in their eyes. They were still fighting to get mostly white artists to stop using it in native “inspired” arts and crafts well into the 70’s.

I’m thinking about getting this skull with the pan and silverware above it from a Wingnut Dishawshers Union album cover. One of my favorite bands growing up, the lead singer/guitar player is still a favorite, and I also work a lot of food service so it’s doubly fitting.

It’s more like 9/11 and a half than a full on sequel.

U can pet his little head

All “trolly problem” type questions suffer from a fundamental problem with rigid thinking and really don’t mean or say anything. No such situation can exist in reality because our choices are virtually never constrained to a simply binary, so these questions don’t say anything about real life.