Anastacya

@anastacya

Mother, historian, gamer, smart-ass, writer, lupus dx, basseteer and lowriders for life. Strong political commentary. Will curse. She/her. I make mistakes, doing my best to learn from them.

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Anastacya@anastacya· Jul 9

Saw this ad for a mod and I have to say, uh... no. I won't do that.

An ad for a Baldur's Gate 3 mod named "Embrace Shart." Beneath the mod name is the text "Embrace Shart for Baldur's Gate 3."

A shart is a mixed fart and shit, so no, you really don't want to hug that. I mean, unless that's your thing. I won't kink shame, but I will stand about 10 feet away from you after you hug a shart.

Anastacya@anastacya· Jun 12

In all the sadness about Derp Cat's health, he keeps derping along. #ProofOfCat

A picture of a grey cat sitting on a blue placemat. There is a grayish tablecloth in the foreground and white curtains behind him. The cat has a Hardee's bag stuck on his head, because derp cat is gonna derp until his last days, apparently.

Anastacya@anastacya· Jun 11

By then, he treated my late basset as his mom and was attached at the hip to her. I don't know that she was as bonded to him as he was to her, but he tolerated him as he got older. When she got mad, she'd just fart on him. It didn't always convince him to leave.

A young Derp Cat and my late basset, Stormin' Norma Jean. Derp cat is grey with a white muzzle and black stripes. Norma is a tricolor saddleback basset (brown butt, black back, white halter around the neck, brown ears, white muzzle.

Derp really loved her.

Anastacya@anastacya· Jun 8

Yea, that one, but there was another that I'm thinking of... let's test my Google-Fu. Ahhhh! A Nissan Cube.

A bright blue Nissan Cube suv-thing against a green and blue background. There are faded mountains in the background.

Anastacya@anastacya· Jun 8

A brown Labrador working dog with a yellow and black vest. There is yellow kanji characters and below that the English translation "explosive dog." The caption for the panel says *pets him very carefully*.

Anastacya@anastacya· Jun 2

Dear Cthulhu, South Dakotans can be some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive.

From the KOTA TV website (the South Dakota news center).

[Various website navigation options]

(Snippet from article)

Abram Naber, 42, Republican, Rapid City

Naber voted for Doeden for governor, who has pledged to phase out property taxes.

*highlight by me* “I want the state to go in a new direction,” Naber said. “I think property taxes are a heinous injustice and should be abolished.” *end highlight*

Naber added that Doeden is “an outsider.”

“I think we need fresh meat, fresh blood in the Governor’s Office,” Naber said.

Searchlight reporters John Hult, Joshua Haiar, Makenzie Huber and Meghan O’Brien contributed to this report.

See a spelling or grammatical error in our story? Please click here to report it.

Anastacya@anastacya· May 23

A background with a rocky planet with the text in yellow:

THE FARTS
AND THE
PHANTOM

WRITTEN BY G. ASSY

Anastacya@anastacya· May 22

In other news, look at the magnificent "who farted?" expression on Evil Cat!

A picture of a cat with a white chest and paws with grey and brown bottling on her back and upper face. Her pink hard tag says "Peridot Morgana Bubbles." Her ears are laid flat and her eyes are narrowed as she contemplates how to steal the soul of the stealth farter.

Anastacya@anastacya· May 14

.... as a person of ginger heritage, this is heresy. Heresy, I say. I waft my dog's farts in your direction.

The posterior view of a basset hound laying on his side, rear legs brown and white, with his tummy being a black saddleback and white underbelly. His magnificent snoot is in the background, his blind eyes unable to enjoy the sheer majesty of his person.

Anastacya@anastacya· May 7

The strengths and weaknesses are very, very uncomfortable.

A itchio game identifying who I would be as a vegetable.

Veggie ID
Broccoli

Strengths:
-Comes up with the craziest, wackiest, yet best ideas???
-Weird bursts of courage

Weaknesses:
-Too scared to ask their crush out and delusional
-Perfectionist tendencies
-Chronic case of bedhead

"Sometimes people just don't see my vision."

"Is everyone ready to go?"

Alignment: Lawful 40%, Neutral 40%, Chaotic 20%
Good 80%, Neutral 15%, Evil 5%

Hidden talent: Finding <good in> everyone, including their ex

Peer reviews:
"Soft hands" - Garlic
"Carried my team project" - Potato
"I want to make a startup with Broccoli, but they're already working on one with garlic" - Bok Choy

Anastacya@anastacya· May 1

I got the stickers, thank you!

Two stickers on a silver laptop. The left one is white with black text and says, "I don't argue with people John Brown would've shot." The sticker on the right is a holographic rat reclining and wearing sunglasses with the text "Rizz Em With The Tism."

Four more stickers on a silver laptop. The top left is a red and blue picture of a guillotine with the words CHOP. The bottom left is a brain with a sweatband with the words "Mental heath is just as important as physical health." Top right is a pink rat reclining in a peach teacup with flowers. The bottom right is a briefcase with the words "Worrying means you suffer twice."

Anastacya@anastacya· Apr 29

Proof of [evil] cat, the second emergence from the hellfire of the abyss.

A cat looking toward the camera with her head cocked to the right, with a pink heart collar that says "Peridot Morgana Bubbles." She has a white chest and legs with a black/brown mottled saddle with the same color across her face. Her green eyes are boring into yours as she is telling you to stare into the abyss so that she can leech your soul through your nose. She prefers the nose because you get to be mortified by your boogers drenching the goo that is ectoplasm.

Anastacya@anastacya· Apr 28

I was looking up Phantasmagoria on Steam and for shits 'n giggles, looked at the reviews. This one made me laugh my ass off. Honestly, it's the only review you need for anything.

It is a review from Steam with white text on a blue background. It says:

RECENTLY POSTED
Anonymous Bosch, 8.4hrs

Posted January 14

Mitch McConnell hated this game, so you know it's good.

21 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny

Anastacya@anastacya· Apr 27

Proof of [evil] cat.

A beautiful, evil kitty with a white chest and paws with a mottled brown and black saddleback. She has green eyes and is glaring with one partially closed. She is wearing a collar with tags. Not pictured: the two black hearts on the backs of her front legs (seriously). If you stare too long at her, she takes your soul.

Anastacya@anastacya· Apr 14

Whelp, can't put laundry away.

My grey kitty, derp cat, curled up in a laundry basket. There is a bright yellow blanket beneath him, and the basket is white with grey handles. The carpet to the right is beige. There is a half bit of a basset blind, fartblaster basset hound to the left of the basket. He is black, white, and brown.

Anastacya@anastacya· Mar 31

If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

On the left, a brownish hippo farting fire, a raccoon on top seemingly aiming the blast.

On the right, three cows standing upright are squirting blasts of milk from their udders in equal force of the fire, with brown beavers guiding the milk.

In the center at the bottom. Between the blasts, is a prairie dog holding a paddle out and making smores.

Anastacya@anastacya· Mar 28

Rapid City, one of the No Kings corners! If you look closely, you can see the jail erected around the Trump Statue.

Various people in different kinds of spring clothing styles holding up protest signs. The Trump statue behind them is surrounded by a mock jail cell.

Pucker up GOP
It's Okay to Admit You Were Wrong
Imagine hating immigrants more than pedophiles
F#CK THA POLICE
You cant sit with us.
Your racism isnt patriotic
Talks Jesus but acts as antichrist
Getting Over on People

Anastacya@anastacya· Mar 28

https://myvidplay.com/e/63hwgx0o2fqp

Anastacya@anastacya· Mar 26

Anastacya@anastacya· Mar 24

I don't know who decided to move this statue to where it is now, but I haven't laughed so hard in a while. As the kids say, based.

A bronze statue of Richard Nixon, sitting in a chair. A small plaque at his feet identifies him, and a black sign behind that plaque has a code for the Rapid City presidents tour. The statue is now sitting in front of thr Pennington County Court Complex, which is hilariously apropos.

Anastacya@anastacya· Mar 16

Superman running across a beach and straight leg kicking a man in the crotch and launching him in the air. There is a blast wave. The man being kicked is wearing a white t-shirt with some pattern on it and black jeans. Superman is in his trademark red cape, blue tights, and red boots.

Anastacya@anastacya· Mar 14

A smiling, colorized picture of General William Tecumseh Sherman in his blue union general garb. He has a scruffy beard and hawkish nose with a receding hairline. The text, "Did someone say Georgia is a battleground state?"

Anastacya@anastacya· Mar 5

Dogbutt, blind fart machine, demanding bellywubs.

Dogbutt, the blind basset hound, sprawled on his back so that his white belly is exposed. His legs are akimbo and his massive head are flopped to the sides. His floppy, velvety ear is sticking out past his head, making it look like he has a horn.

Don't be fooled. Rubbing his belly gets him so excited that he farts a meaty deathcloud staccato. Adore him from afar lest ye wish to gasp in misery.

Smoosh factor: 7 of 10.

Anastacya@anastacya· Feb 27

The local Trump statue. I Someone with a glorious bit of humor put the pink pussy hat on his head. I wrapped an old scarf around his face. I think it looks better, don't you?

A bronze statue of Trump standing at a lectern with his teeny right hand making the "okay" symbol. A knit pink pussy hat is on his head, placed there by an amazing person. My contribution is a white scarf with a light pattern wrapped around his fat head, obscuring the top half of his face. Fuck Trump.

Anastacya@anastacya· Feb 14

A mother with blue hair and her son, kidbutt, sitting on a couch. The woman wears a University of Arizona pullover and the boy is playing with a toy, focused elsewhere. The woman's facial expression is one of shock. Meanwhile, Dogbutt the blind basset hound walks on the back of the couch behind her, oblivious as to where he is, only that his farts now have a wider dispersion.

Anastacya@anastacya· Feb 12

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.

A cartoon picture of a sculptor with a block of marble showing a naked woman laying upside down on it. A camel stands to the side with its hoof on a stool for the sculptor to reference as he sculpts the genitalia of the woman.

Anastacya@anastacya· Feb 11

This is derp cat. Derp cat is not smart. Derp cat likes certain foods. Behold:

Anastacya@anastacya· Feb 11

A Fox News bit from the early 2000s or so where they bitched hard about "Poor" Housholds, 99.6% have a refrigerator." I don't know whose farts they sniffed that day to think that *this* is the winning strategy about those ebil poors, but it now lives in the internet memory hole. As it should, because fuck Fox and Rupert Murdoch.

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Anastacya@anastacya· Feb 2

Holy fuck, @apnews.com, couldn't you find a different idiom for this one? Christ. apnews.com/article/immi...

The image is a screenshot of a portion of the linked article with the words

"The situation reached a head [highlighted] when ICE insisted on using handcuffs to shackle his ankles to the bed, prompting a heated encounter with hospital staff, according to court records and the hospital employees familiar with the incident."

Anastacya@anastacya· Feb 2