Alice Lastname

@anastyman

Here for tibbies and shitposting. "The two greatest things are natural breasts." -Alice Lastname

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Alice Lastname@anastyman· 2d

Alice Lastname@anastyman· 8d

Just say no. There's nothing so important that it would compel me to contribute to a douchebag.

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Alice Lastname@anastyman· 11d

How does media get away with shit like this? How is this news? This was from USA Today, so not really news media so much as infotainment - but then again that's largely what traditional news media is these days anyways. I guess USA Today figured there isn't much worth reporting on in the USA today.

Alice Lastname@anastyman· 24d

8000+ bodies are trapped under rubble in Gaza. Israel, and now the US, will never be safe.

Alice Lastname@anastyman· 24d

What's going on with this dude's eyebrows?

Alice Lastname@anastyman· 26d

Good morning 🌞

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Alice Lastname@anastyman· Jul 8

@total2total.bsky.social Ingenious!

A wizard using salami to focus the attention of two cats for the purpose of taking a picture.

Alice Lastname@anastyman· Jul 6

maybe try a warmer color temperature, like 3000 (warm yellow) instead of 6000 (cold white)

Alice Lastname@anastyman· Jun 6

I have two questions.

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Alice Lastname@anastyman· May 30

Nextdoor app helps electricians find plumbing gigs, wow!

Alice Lastname@anastyman· Feb 25

My vitamins better settle down

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Alice Lastname@anastyman· Jan 4

Warm chocolate chip banana bread muffin with vanilla ice cream and choccy syrup 😊

A dessert plate with warm chocolate chip banana bread muffin, vanilla ice cream and choccy syrup 😊

Alice Lastname@anastyman· Jan 1

omfg

Alice Lastname@anastyman· Dec 24

Seasons Greetings! Wishing for peace on earth and goodwill for all. ☮️🕊️✌️🙏🥜 Peanuts are really good too.

Alice Lastname@anastyman· Dec 14

It's an iron E.

Three men in a medieval town, one a blacksmith working over an anvil, he is angry and cursing. The anvil is made of iron, and shaped like a capital letter E. Two men next to each other, one is a Lord, the other is the Lord's guard. The Lord is confused and asks "What is that thing he keeps missing?", the guard says "It's an E, lord". Thought-bubbles contain their words, the blacksmith says "!%*%@"

Alice Lastname@anastyman· Dec 14

Alice Lastname@anastyman· Dec 3

The starting salary for most members of Congress (Representatives, Senators, Delegates, and the Resident Commissioner from Puerto Rico) is $174,000 per year. Some leadership positions have higher salaries, such as the Speaker of the House ($223,500) and the Majority/Minority Leaders and President pro tempore ($193,400).

Alice Lastname@anastyman· Nov 26

End X.

Marjorie Taylor Greene posted on X:

Only 20% of Americans are on X.

And this is where the Political Industrial Complex controls a hive mind with hyper partisan politics.

It's toxic, hateful, and divisive.

Many accounts are paid and many are foreign and they post and comment all day with targeted talking points in order to sway your opinion.

Alice Lastname@anastyman· Nov 26

THIS 👇👇👇

Alice Lastname@anastyman· Nov 16

Megan Kelly, probably.

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Alice Lastname@anastyman· Nov 7

There must be a reason those three phrases appear together so often. The only one missing is "Epstein".

The image is a social media post from a user named Jacqueline Sweet on X.com. It reports a "SCOOP" that an FBI informant, Alexander Smirnov, has been quietly released from prison just months into his six-year sentence. Smirnov had pleaded guilty to fabricating a story about a bribery scheme involving former President Joe Biden and his son, Hunter Biden, and also to a tax evasion offense. The post notes that Smirnov, who has ties to "Trumpworld" and Russian intelligence, was judged a flight risk but has been "mysteriously missing from prison for at least the past four months," raising concerns he could be pardoned by Donald Trump.

The image has three phrases highlighted - Trump, Russian intelligence, and Israel

The only thing missing from the picture is "Epstein"

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Alice Lastname@anastyman· Oct 27

No more Fox 2.0

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Alice Lastname@anastyman· Oct 19

My first. I'm a combat vet with ptsd and strongly averse to crowds, but I had to go.

Alice Lastname@anastyman· Oct 18

This event was really powerful for me. To see my community turn out in support of sanity and decency, in a more red than blue suburb with a heavy military and veteran population. This should be a national holiday. #noKings