Andy Anderjack
@anderjack
he/him/his Warning: not safe for work! 🍆💦🔞😏 Portland, OR
3-month surgery belly update: Looks like the fur is back in full force! One of the four incisions was pretty small in the first place, so it blends in really well under the hair. Oh, and my cock was feeling a little fat...
I feel weird about being a reply guy lately, but I haven't been feeling all that sexy and exhibitionist these days. And now I have a shaved belly because my appendix acted up 😩 so now I feel extra awkward. I know that's irrational, but brains are funny... But I'm still alive.
Let's do the math. House-sitting + no roommate to keep quiet for + all the hot cocks and asses on Bluesky + a jar of Albolene =
The Klamath River, in southern OR and northern CA. One of only three rivers that cut through the Cascade Range, if I recall correctly. Also one of the few "upside-down" rivers, meaning that the major population centers on this river are clustered around the source instead of the mouth.
Me: "I think the people who designed the Hyundai Santa Fe were secretly pups." Them: "What makes you say that?" Me: "I mean look! 😂"
I was thinking about the hole I'm fucking tonight, and my pants suddenly got very uncomfortable.
Happy #FCF. Took these at the nude beach the other day. A guy noticed me playing with myself and asked me to fuck him. 😈
This is a really hot flavor of intimacy. Warm and cozy, yet deeply primal. "Jake wasn't ready but knew he needed to be"... Holy fuck!
Just finished changing my oil, and greased my ball joints and tie rods. Now my hands are gonna look like this for a couple days... I wonder if Albolene would help. 🤔
Happy #FCF! Here's a throwback to a recently busted nut that felt especially good.
Scratch that. Guess I was too hasty in conducting my check. Sorry everyone, I'll try to do better next time.