
Um, I hate to tell you ...

How horrible. But not unexpected. As long as they have this discretion and hate us we will always be fucked. They need to get outta their comfy SUVs for once. Maybe ride a bike.
Exhibit A: Local #Boulder PD Sargent says #Colorado three foot law doesn't apply here ... for his personal reasons ...

I know you said this but seemed like it needed to be in meme form ...

FFS, #Boulder will block #cyclists riding into the Res - with a fucking boulder, unironically - but won't stop cars driving on the 36 protected cycleway.
#Bicycle friendly my ass.
#Boulder is really pretty shit for #cycling safety. Focus on the wrong things. Mostly performative bullshit.

I LOVE this every time I see it.
#Boulder Council should do this.
Let them feel what this 👇 is like
Then maybe they'd reply to my email, or even tell Boulder #Police to enforce the very clear text in the #Colorado state law retiring a 3' passing gap.
#ACAB #cycling #BikeSky


Andi Mann@andimann· Jul 12 Nancy Mace:
www.politico.com/news/2026/07...
GOP to Nancy Mace:

Andi Mann@andimann· Jul 11 Aside from the obvious - like, he's a twice-divorced cheater, rapist, pedophile, who fucks porn stars, publicly says he wants to fuck his own daughter, didn't even turn up to his oldest son's wedding ...
I don't think we should trust Elon Musk's mistress on her opinion of 'family values'!

Andi Mann@andimann· Jul 11 Let the #cyclism begin! A week in the Pyrenees riding up mountains, gonna be amazing! And incredibly hard. Gotta start with good French hydration

Andi Mann@andimann· Jul 8 World's four floppiest dildos


Andi Mann@andimann· Jun 30 FFS, #Boulder *really* hates #cycling & #cyclists!!
Now banning bike access to Boulder Res facilities for riders coming from (free) access points on 63rd and 55th.
No consultation, no warning, just another fiat to fuck with us.
I've used this access for 20 years, every summer weekend!
WTAF!? 🤬

Andi Mann@andimann· Jun 30 Reminder that he is only focused on erecting more golden calves for himself.
And he is paying for them by stealing our tax money
Stealing from our national parks, emergency services, starving children, homeless veterans, corn farmers++
While billionaires & oligarchs aren't paying for jack shit.

Andi Mann@andimann· Jun 29 Oh, FFS. My inquiry to the #Boulder Chief of #Police to confirm or deny that **official** #BPD policy is to ignore this 3' passing laws violation is now being referred to the traffic cop who chose to ignore this 3' passing law violation!!!
Fucking dystopia. #Boulder wants #cyclists to die. 🤷♂️

Andi Mann@andimann· Jun 28 A nice day for a bike ride!

Andi Mann@andimann· Jun 28 Here's mine from last night ...
There's a really good shot on the Boulder subreddit tho.

Andi Mann@andimann· Jun 20 Our resident bluejay is glorious! He visits every day, scoffs down the working from our lawn, occasionally takes a dip or a sip in our fountain. Has been coming around for years now. Love to see him every day!!

Andi Mann@andimann· Jun 19 New 'head of State' luxury plane, deluxe ballroom, golf trips, golden office decor, dinner at Versailles, onanist arch, pool paint for him ...
$6/gallon gas, fertilizer shortage, dead soldiers, housing crisis, affordability crisis, healthcare crisis, and state-sponsored violence for the rest of us.

Andi Mann@andimann· Jun 19 Huh, interesting to learn. Tho' I'm far from being so storied. Mainly just an online loudmouth.

Andi Mann@andimann· Jun 18 Hey #CBC, stop posting 💩 #carbrain headlines!!
These are people!! A #driver killed a #cyclist. A person driving a #car killed a person riding a #bicycle!
You wouldn't post 'A gun killed a banker'?!
This auto-normative crap is just lying about willful actions of violent killers.
No link coz 🖕 CBC

Andi Mann@andimann· Jun 14 Fucking circus is right. What a gross debasement of those incredibly honorable guards, being used as toy soldiers , props for the frail ego of one desperate, insecure narcissist.
Fucking disgusting. Dereliction of duty by their commanders, especially their demented CiC.

Andi Mann@andimann· Jun 13 Signed up for #Indiego so I can ride around Philly. Love this text they sent! But little do they know!
I haven't joined the revolution.
I already am the revolution!!

Andi Mann@andimann· Jun 13 Hrrm...
Newark Airport ➡️ Atlantic City
2 hours w/ Uber for $250?
4 hours on 3 trains for $35?
Sign me up for the scenic trip!
Might even stop in Philly for a cheesesteak!
TBF, @amtrak.com was just 2 trains, faster, maybe nicer. But ticketing was too annoying. So #NJTransit it is!
#fuckcars

Andi Mann@andimann· Jun 9 I feel like Google Weather does not really get the concept of a daily 'Low' temperature?
Not just Google mind.
How hard would it be to
if [current_temp]>[low_temp]
set [low_temp] = [current_temp]

Andi Mann@andimann· Jun 7 Dubai chocolate: Old and busted
Matcha chocolate: New hotness
According to the duty free in FRA at least