It bears noting that while Ford and Toyota are both mere screen advertisers, Audi is playing on a whole different level

Big day over here

Poshmark are you ok bb

YOU GUYS I soaked a super corroded mezuzah in white vinegar and salt overnight and at first I thought it didn't work, but then when I rubbed it on accident--

You get hit by a "turn into the last character you played in a game" beam, right now. How bad is it? ...Oh no

Somehow, THIS is the color of that same new paint on the wall

This is the color the new paint dried on the stirrer

This is the color of the existing paint on the wall

New Rorschach test dropped: what is this number?

The shoes convo was a bit earlier I think -- I believe this was the printout, why yes it is just hanging on a cork board in my office already

This one in particular is I think "palace," not that one single character helps much now! (I started studying Chinese because of dramas...)

...Truth in labeling?

Set up two factor authentication on Bluesky, kiddos

Hello Chinese coming in strong with the important phrases you really need yet again

The previously redacted Apollo photos are pretty cool though!

I'm working through fixing the bad typography on my old Lucy Smokeheart covers, and I just need you to know my illustrator called my socialist utopia lizard people "philosoraptors"

OMG WE HAVE BUNNIES

An important skill under capitalism is to separate “omg I love this object it is so cute” from “this is an object for which there exists a space in my life”

So much plant die-off at Disney World that some spots have signs up explaining they got a visit from Jack Frost

FANCYPANTS NAILS

Guys I know your editor is pressuring you for a new hot take, but

The surge of pride when your kid sends you a good meme

Success!!!

I would dearly love to do a Spanish tile bathroom but I bet my husband would never go for it

omg @chuckwendig.bsky.social did you know about these??? Found at a Circle K in North Carolina

I don’t think I’ve ever been to a musical before where I’m the one who knows all the words to all the songs

Holy shit this makes me so sad: pay someone to pretend to be friends with your dad... so you don't have to talk to him yourself, I guess??

The problem of picking a new headshot from 473024702 near-identical photos

lolololol JUDGE MONEYBAG This is especially rich considering how much information they've already had from throwing money around hiring a locksmith, bribing various delivery drivers, etc.

Heyyyy we're keeping up with our string of good decisions! They're learning!