There's only one person who can solve this problem

I asked Spotify AI to make me a playlist of obscure guitar heroes. Here's the second song on the playlist. 🙄

The best thing I've done with AI is recreating the coffee sign from the first Terrible Terry Tate episode and hanging it up at work

Apple or Netflix should bring back Zen

noon is when the sun is directly overhead, as it has been since ancient times. everything else should adapt to the physics of the solar system.

😱

but what if you're both

It's part of the playbook

Not ideal

China halts delivery of Boeing aircraft and all aircraft parts from the US, one of major, higher margin exports. Meanwhile, the Dow is up. SMH. The whole world's gone mad.

Argg! "C'est la vie Pete" was right there!

Great news about Hooters here on the Fox News website:

lol

h/t @rampcapital.bsky.social

@agelston.bsky.social you didn't move, did you?

Stephen Miller thinks he's playing against the computer in Europa Universalis IV.

Brian Hughes has a tough job.

h/t @infosec_fox on the bird app

lol

NYTimes going full nihilist

Hmm. East German is still very different.

If he's going to pave over the Rose Garden, I have a design proposal:

I don't hate it.

Please try to enjoy each fact equally

Leader-to-employee salary ratio is down right civilized though. The chair is a federal position that gets about $250k a year in comp, which doesn't feel like enough.