Remarkably, that is now the language even the Guardian is using:

Those two books on close proximity on my bookshelves

Not a Muppet but a puppet

Maybe commenting on this

A reminder: from the geniuses that brought you Brexit

Where am I? (Three views from the same location)

One of the things that was great about the original movie was the way people threw out references to stuff that was never explained. It gave a sense of a much wider world out there. Later expansions of the franchise ruined that by laboriously filling in all the details- zero left to the imagination.

JFC

One of the most brilliantly entertaining Wikipedia entries I have ever read includes, but of course does not end with, these lines:

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This is a dance off. If you see this repost a dance, or you are eliminated.

First outdoor swim of the year: St Thomas Bay, Malta

I thought it was just me! My feed this morning:

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Monty Burns pins hopes on spats and Zeppelins to turn round struggling company

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Well, they keep doing it.

How does breaking people's bones help them cast off the yoke of tyranny?

The people who think music was "better" in the last century... Are the same people who sold their vinyl and replaced it with CDs in the 80s and 90s.