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@andrewpaul
Mississippi cyberpunk Jewboy covering dystopian horror for @popsci.com Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator for @mcsweeneys.net andrewpaulwrites.com andrew.paul@popsci.com
this looks like something i would photoshop as a goof but it's real
me from my precarious staff writer position as i watch publishers mull going nuclear on Google
lmao that's still $0.22/gal higher than the national average a week after they bombed Iran
this is the happiest i've seen him in years he truly only loves his big shiny toys
hmm. this doesn’t Bode well for the new InfoWars. already Policing my RIGHT to post the ELF? @nicklutsko.bsky.social i hope you have a good LAWYer
kinda hard to believe when everything about his face says 'untrustworthy toad'
they needed to refill the dril tweet motorcycle's gas tank
these people want to erase LGBTQ culture from society while looking like the most insufferable nonbinary couple you know
we’re all gonna look back on this headline and laugh over our ration cups of locust soup
if you need a reprieve from the horrors i'm a DJ again for the first time in over 10 years, and i'm teaching the Heartland kids about Southern rap on July 19 somebody's gotta do it. see y'all there.
it's always weird to see outlets like CNN randomly telling it like it is like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
what i imagine happens before every new SCOTUS ruling: