Had been wondering about this very thing. Good to finally have answers.

"We gotta find out where those pants are going, sisters!"

It turns out?

They come all up in there with an Italian accent talking about private jets and shit.

omg this article about Christopher Nolan has this priceless bit. "wife died or whatever."

Follow up:

Made a croissant. May make another.

You famously already have two real sisters!

there doesn't have to be an article about everything

Goals: 1. Become worth more than the rest of Earth

There’s a third way and you’re not gonna believe this one.

I swear to God, scientists.

Can anyone have their funeral at work? I didn’t know we could have our funerals at work.

Because where would you shop, duh.

I just think with enough advance warning we could maybe just not let it happen?

I think scientists should get back to work.

No one saw it coming.

Oh man, they coulda been so fucking rich.

Your penis has never let you down so listen up.

I can’t think of anything worse for America.

Well I can see one mistake which is don’t be a giraffe

But when I tell people, they say "we don't think touching your penis will work," and "you're not even a scientist."

Man I just think we’ve got time on this one

Talk to their moms then.

Yyeahh, but scientists are always saying shit like this.

wait did he maybe start a war to get out of a wedding?

we so rarely focus on the good news

god it looks so real!