Moog
@andytoots
Occasional producer of daft content of varying quality. "You manage to be simultaneously hilarious and depressing."
“I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large crypto bung story that supposedly injured my reputation. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, and people are having a wonderful time at the Last Fisherman Cafe at Walton on the Naze.”
It’s like that scene in ‘The Survivors’ episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, where an entire planet has been destroyed except for one property. #worldcupfinal
“I’m feelin’ a real tinglin’ right now. Ooh, you know, this spirit’s very cheeky! I’m getting… Maureen? Maggie? No, you’re right, I meant John. And he tells me he was your Dad. Sorry, your brother. No… just a friend. That’s right. Sorry, they’re all talkin’ at once!”
Some might say the CPAC Great Britain 2026 tech support fucked up the titles here, but I think they've got it bang on.
My 8-year-old son just saw Miss Trunchbull on TV and said, “Oh! She’s on The Chase!” Huge apologies to Anne Hegerty.
If my boys grow up to be like Jo and Kush from Race Across the World we will have done something right. They’re a brilliant antidote to Tate-style toxic masculinity: bright, kind, compassionate, emotionally intelligent, grounded, and culturally aware. PROPER role models for boys and young men.
Just remembering the Yalta Conference. What a pivotal moment in history that was.
Everyone’s saying that this is the most respectful dignified transfer ceremony they’ve ever seen.
Violent and cowardly masked men shooting an unarmed civilian in the back in broad daylight, before firing more bullets into his lifeless body. At what point does the FA and equivalent football associations around Europe look seriously at boycotting this year’s World Cup?
Agent: “I’ve got you a great gig, mate. A leading role AND the best line in the musical number.”
The boys and girls of Clacton with some fantastic Reform-inspired Xmas card designs this year. 🎄
