I have a feeling we’re going to see an escalation in stories like this:

I can’t imagine why they couldn’t manage to take Ukraine in a matter of days:

I went to the UK a couple years ago on what happened to be their hottest week on record, and every building there looks like this

the duality of man

Plot synopsis from Wikipedia, but tl;dr: a vain and corrupt politician (who admit to having cheated in his election) attempts to fire an unsafe amount of fireworks at a grand celebration for himself, putting the lives of everyone in attendance in danger

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn’t look right.

That scene in Parks and Rec where Ben is calculating how much it costs to raise triplets and he goes “I think I heard the computer laugh at me” is what I picture every time I look up graphics card prices.

Even our local stadium has been redacted.

Come on and slam, and

“Ironic isn't it, Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.”

Is that the grey stuff from Beauty and the Beast?

This one in particular is the most “sealion” reply I’ve seen on this site so far.

should I buy the 10 lb 22,650 cal chocolate bunny

Quote with a better magic system than HP

Despicable Me (2010)