Tfw when you almost ask your closest friends if you can sleep at their place to not feel so lonely tn.

Alive and awake this Saturday afternoon.

Nut!

And again just now. Time for new briefs I guess.

My right nut keeps popping out today. The third time today.

Defend your butt card

#SCS It is early for me. That must be why I look so angry.

We get it! The album is already out. Enough!

Morning skinny

Monday day off boredom. Ball stretching.

Huele a finde! Today is Thursday and also my Friday! 4-day weekend begins after this shift.

Working on a holiday. 8.5 hours to go.

For someone who does not like being home alone for any extended length of time, save sleep, please clap. I took the day off for errands and an appt. I returned home and prepared Ramen noodles, rotisserie chicken, and jarred Alfredo sauce. Looks plain but this tastes really good.

Is Max Clayton starring in Schmigadoon on Broadway my newest Broadway crush. Yes! Yes he is!

Make a video like this.

Just wondering.

Greetings from the Costco exit. Provisions and powers restored!

Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed. Ain't nobody's boots under my bed. Ain't nobody's truck in my drive.

Oh yeaaah! On the dancefloor asap!

Buen #hueves a todxs!

Thank you #JackAdamsUSA for the new Roddy Crochet Collection shirt and shorts! I feel great in them.

Finally a hole pic!

#MCM waiting for my vehicle to be serviced. Thankfully this dealership is efficient.

Under the wire. #SCS

Woke up to pee. Now back to bed.

I am absolutely enjoying #JessieWare 's new album #Superbloom. The title track and #Sauna are definitely my favorites so far!

Family dinner this weekend. How it began and how it ended. Smoker for the win! It was so delicious!

I'm having fun making stickers of actual stickers I bought recently.

I think shaved balls are just . . .