...some of some of my friends came over and-and then guess what? they-they made me play final fantasy fourteen again and-and-and i told them i didn't want to but then they kept playing the game so i had to start playing because they made me and, i didn't even want to or anything.

I don't have ADHD i have attention deficit standard definition. AD-SD

Hi. Do you do squats? Me too. Have you been doing squats for a long time and not gotten the results you wanted? Me too. And your thighs hurt instead of your butt? Me, too. So, next time, When you rise from squatting, drive from your heels, not the balls of your feet. You're welcome.

So i took apart the initial necklace and made two at the perfect length for me to have wearable Poi. For flow arts.

I made a necklace for when you need to leave an impression. Just in case i need a protection charm.

I was curious

I'm a lottle delirious.

do we like this shirt, or nah? i dunno, i like it.

Sometimes i love this town.

a friend showed me this

the average american has three friends

Me and the girls got together, hung out, and talked about you.

A random stranger on the street with a malfunctioning bike asked me if i know anything about bikes, so i fixed theirs.

i don't care, this is the bike i dream about owning: help

What's YOUR favorite bible verse? (Wrong answers only)

My coworker was like 'did you ask consent before you bondaged up your backpack?' And i'm like, 'of course'

What if...?

If you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses. If you want. I'm an old and it doesn't matter if you listen to me. It's the modern chain email. But what the hell.

Okay... what did i do?

share a preacher, nun, or priest

my pick for one of the most underrated movies ever:

a movie 'couple' who would definitely have a podcast

When i get a new follower

lookit my hot nuts

If you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

before the barbara streisand effect, there was Oscar Wilde: