Misty

@anglobones

Analog girl in a digital world. Thoughts & opinions are my own. Buy the ticket, take the ride. (she/her)

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Misty@anglobones· 17d

dreaming about this place a lot & wishing I were there today 💭

A long view of the west rim of the Grand Canyon on Hualapai land, red rocks in the foreground contrasting with bright blue skies in the background, mostly blocked by heavy passing clouds following a storm— the most magical place in the world to me 💕

Misty@anglobones· 24d

update: it was an absolutely perfect summer day by the pool, 10/10, no notes

A POV looking out over my sunscreen-oiled legs at a gloriously green backyard full of mature trees & shrubs against a deep blue sky, while a backyard pool & aimless giant pool float beckon me

Misty@anglobones· 25d

yeah we ate it all, I’m so full I could explode

A white baking dish sits on a dark countertop full of homemade strawberry cobbler (it’s empty & in the sink now though)

Misty@anglobones· Jul 12

it reminds me of this

Matt Dillon’s Pat Healy in There’s Something About Mary showing off his “big mouthful of pearly whites”

Misty@anglobones· Jul 12

Misty@anglobones· Jul 10

bumpin’ that

a screenshot of Steely Dan’s “Dirty Work” playing on Spotify

Misty@anglobones· Jul 7

a publicity photo for the show “Crossing Over” with famous (infamous?) medium John Edward, because… you know… 😏

Misty@anglobones· Jul 4

real ones remember 😂

Rob Dyrdek & his security guard/best friend Christopher “Big Black” Boykin (RIP) posing for their “Special Buddies” cereal box photo from an episode of Rob & Big

Misty@anglobones· Jun 26

not sure that they ever look cuter than when they’re begging for my food

A chocolate & tan apple head chihuahua named Reba is lying on a soft grey blanket next to a fawn & white deer head chihuahua named Dolly & both are begging the picture-taker for her Cheerios on the couch in their living room

Misty@anglobones· Jun 24

one nurse recommended the below (pictured), & the others liked a brand I’ve been using for years called Debrox, which I love, so I’ll stick with that

Misty@anglobones· Jun 3

a Popeyes worker sitting on a bench in her uniform & apron, slumped over with her elbows on her knees, just staring at the ground, clearly exhausted

Misty@anglobones· Jun 1

a screenshot of a Spotify now playing screen and the current track is Steely Dan’s “Peg”

Misty@anglobones· May 15

oh boy

a still photo of a scene from a corporate shipping compliance training video where the AI presenter says “Every inch matters”

Misty@anglobones· May 12

Blonde white woman in a cream top looks horrified by what she’s seeing on her phone, much like I am now, reading the post I’m replying to

Misty@anglobones· May 12

I had to give up 8 vials of blood at the lab & I’d been fasting, so

Misty@anglobones· May 12

my workplace bully put in her two weeks notice today, I feel invincible

Matthew Broderick as Mr. McAllister from Election in his fantasies driving his shitty hatchback to work like it’s an Italian sports car because he thinks he’s about to get laid

Misty@anglobones· May 11

Every day it’s something different, it’s exhausting! Yesterday I observed as joint inflammation & pain moved from my hip to my wrist to my finger, all in the course of one day. How do you even address that?! I’m officially tapped out, fam!

Misty@anglobones· May 11

(sensually) I’m here you fuckaas bitch

A photo of a street sign that reads HORNEYTOWN RD, with a smaller sign beneath it saying “This sign has RFID and GPS tracking”

Misty@anglobones· May 10

Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force with bad plastic surgery, giving him scary cheekbones, a ridiculously large chin, & a pointy fake nose— presumably the inspiration for Laura Loomer’s look

Misty@anglobones· May 3

I mean… what a perfect day 🥰

a marshy area off the Big Creek Greenway in north Georgia

Walking underneath an overpass along the Big Creek Greenway in north Georgia

Privet, oaks, redbuds, sweetgums, & honeysuckle growing along an empty section of the Big Creek Greenway in north Georgia on a glorious spring day

Another marshy area along the Big Creek Greenway in north Georgia, with blue skies & lots of greenery

Misty@anglobones· Apr 23

Every day is Earth Day, dumbass.

Sunset on the ocean in Turks & Caicos, with a boat in the distance

Misty@anglobones· Apr 16

what I did while Bluesky was down

a screenshot of a post by @ProZD including a picture of a man at a large kitchen island covered in boxes of Olive Garden takeout with the caption “I tried all 41 items at olive garden”

Misty@anglobones· Apr 16

Livia from the show The Sopranos with the standard dour look on her face saying “I wish the lord would take me now”

Misty@anglobones· Apr 14

again, with feeling

a screenshot of a post by @sumbitches that says “I bet this shit hits so hard if you’re stupid”

Misty@anglobones· Apr 14

it dives, it jumps, and it ripples like the deepest ocean / I can’t give you more than that / surely you want me back

someone enthusiastically singing along to a song playing in their headphones, with a fist thrust in the air & a pained expression on their face

Misty@anglobones· Apr 13

my husband texting from work with breaking nerd news

screenshot of my husband texting me from work to tell me that there’s a silhouette of something from Neon Genesis Evangelion in Trump’s ai generated white trash jesus pic, because he’s my favorite nerd

Misty@anglobones· Apr 13

glass bongs are so elite, always had me feeling like

Prince John fondling some gold with Sir Hiss in cartoon Robin Hood (1973)

Misty@anglobones· Apr 4

made a cinnamon swirl loaf with cream cheese icing this morning & now my entire home & being smells like cinnamon & cream cheese & I ain’t mad at it

a countertop with a freshly baked cinnamon swirl loaf and a mixing bowl of homemade cream cheese icing, with my precious peach Le Creuset bread pan in the background, a gift from my bestie :)

Misty@anglobones· Apr 1

the gif is hyperbole, obviously, but I couldn’t think of a better response

Misty@anglobones· Mar 31

I wish I could, Siri. I really wish I could.