Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈⬛🤘🏼
@angrypersiangardnr
Who couldn’t use a little terror in the garden? ☠️ Building gardens for 27 years 🌴 Lived through a civil war, escaped a totalitarian theocracy, can’t believe I’m living through this shit again 🐑💨 She/her/dude. Epic typos. 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 BLM
Cause it’s done like old masters style of paintings where they’d have something and unrelated in the still life
I feel like I knew this guy from the club scene in the 90’s
The clusterfuck of a ballot that is the CA governor primary #election #california #CaliforniaElection #vote
Babysitting my friend’s cats up in nowhere Oregon. This little dork goes on walks with me #cats #CatDog #vacation #WalksInNature #Oregon
How many more times do I have to buy this t-shirt? First time was 2003, I’ve been buying it every few years because it’s just so accurate. I bought it again last month
Who else saw “Michael” in cursive and immediately got excited thinking it was this? I know Derek will know it
Welcome back to the show, Jules. We heard about your news that you’ve rejected the Christian church. How is the Persian campaign going?
Why we using AI? We have great human brains who do this. The other day I saw someone use an AI image with an Orwell image unironically. AI ruins everything.
Did trump bring brothers of the justices from the old country to sit them down in front of the court?
Click on the pic to see the whole imagine. Telly and his 3 brothers. One guy got all the good looks
I had a black cat, she was cross eyed. If I had that painting I’d redo their eyes to be crossed
The amount of Iransplaining I’ve heard from below average dudes … you could power a nuclear sub with it. STFU Brayden, Jayden, Kayden, Travis, Josh, Ryan #iran #persian #oil #RegimeChange #FlyingCarpets #Democracy #HegsethIsABitch #TrumpPedo #Joon #tahdig
This fucking owl and I have spent 1,000 days together in a row and I honestly wish this dumb bird would die. No respect for boundaries. #DuoLingo #owl #BirdsArentReal
I don’t know nothin about birthin no babies I’d be cranky too if this was happening under my tail business and I had to get a perm and set before battle
Is China big mad? They buy lot of oil and sell a lot of their consumer goods through Hormuz. Also here in me in Iran with natural gas fires made from the ground. Families would go for fun, balloons and popcorn for the kids. Weird ass childhood
Text from my cousin in Tehran, Iran. She recuses stray dogs and cats. She’s a US citizen, went back to care for her mom and she died. She could come back but stays for the animals. Another cousin is missing. I’m sorry I’m very sleepy and forgot how to do alt text w an all text image. #iran
Text from my cousin last week. Haven’t been able to reach her since
I got this t-shirt at the start of the Iraq war. I’ve worn it through 4 wars. It’s well made, still holds up. “Democracy, we deliver”
How will MarkWayne be styled? A wet spot in front of his pants under the zipper? A crop top showing his yellow belly? A face mask of a chicken?
1. My assistant and a young hummingbird sitting on top of the green compost bin. My assistant is the one on the left. 2. Zappa the cat