🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison

@anitmata

@beneprism.rip's pre-wife and clean n' scrub girl in the killerwhaletank Semiotics, Assyriology, Kuhn, literature, writing, and border collies. Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jul 10

What is this about please someone say it isn't what i fear it is

‪Northsky Social Cooperative‬
‪@transrights.northsky.social‬
· 54m
Dear Northsky Community,

Following concerns brought to us by community members, we've investigated and removed Ripperoni from the Membership of the Northsky Social Cooperative.

Ripp is no longer involved with or has access to Northsky. Our community's trust and safety is our number one priority.

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jul 9

WTFITS

Jonathan Swift possessing more gravitas in one painting than I will in my entire futile life

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jul 9

They even got a photo of the suspected AI spammer

Renowned Portuguese author Fernando Pessoa

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jul 9

How did this break through my impenetrable shield

"Joe Rogan of the left" is very clearly muted in text and tags

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jul 9

I invite the interested reader to consider what Republicans would call her if she wasn't a "conservative warrior"

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jul 8

Dr Leo Spaceman

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jul 8

Matt Walsh justifying the invasion of Canada for committing "unspeakable atrocities"

Factory worker at the maple leaf factory saying "I guess we doin bombs now" as time bombs replace maple leafs on the conveyor belt

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jul 8

Hated it first time I saw it Now, though

Nude Descending a Staircase, No. 2 by Marcel Duchamp. It depicts an abstract figure descending said staircase, but captured in motion so as to spatially depict the dimension of time

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jul 8

#BricktopDidNothingWrong en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Ja...

On November 7, 1859, Jackson went to a saloon on Rampart St. with two other women, Ellen Collins and America Williams. After a blacksmith named Laurent Fleury,[5][6] who was seated nearby, asked her to stop cussing, she continued to do so louder out of spite. Laurent got up and slapped Jackson across the face, after which Jackson and the two other women stabbed him to death. When police arrived, they found Fleury's pants pocket and money in Jackson's possession. She was brought to Parish Prison but was released after an autopsy failed to establish Fleury's cause of death.[3]

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 25

Finally, the perfect prompt for me! Josie petitions the kings of Sumer, Babylon and Assyria at the foot of the ziggurat in her dreamscape #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts

Address them individually, she thought. Don’t let them evade responsibility by hiding in the group.
“Ur-Nammu, do you remember how you had to labour to undo the destruction brought to the land by the Gutians? You must. You built the ziggurat we stand before. Your army abandoned you in battle; where now is my army? Would you forsake me, would you force me to rebuild from nothing?”
Barely a stir among the group, but one of them, at least, leaned forward, looking at her in a different way.
“Hammurabi, you created a legal code that was very clear on how to treat those who invaded another’s home: if a man make a breach in a dwelling, he shall be put to death before that breach, and he shall be thrust therein. My house has been breached. You carved that law into black diorite, so that it would endure, so that all could see it and know what was expected of them as civilized beings.”
Another of the Kings stood up. Josie turned her attention to him, unsure of who exactly she was addressing: Babylonian sculpture put more emphasis on flattery than realism.
“That code did endure,” she continued, “the principles behind it are the foundation of our...

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 23

American cheese But Canadian cheese blocks be like blocks be like

a big slab of black diamond marble cheddar, the most basic cheese you can buy without going ful No Name

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 23

Special credit to antifa here for their diabolical scheme Pic unrelated

The Tick, a lawful stupid superhero, has technically failed to prevent Chairface Chippendale from carving his name on the moon

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 23

This is right up an alley I didn't know I had

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 23

Complete strumpet of a president

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 23

Marcy was showing me pictures of Washington (city and person) and showed me one statue that was positively scandalous

Absolutely ripped Washington with a six-pack. I censored the feet

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 22

Cap is The Lad, or sometimes The Boy

border collie looking happy and a little anxious

a border collie looking over his shoulder, again a little uneasy

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 22

"Adam's Task", by John Hollander

Adam’s Task

And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field … GEN. 2:20

Thou, paw-paw-paw; thou, glurd; thou, spotted
Glurd; thou, whitestap, lurching through
The high-grown brush; thou, pliant-footed,
Implex; thou, awagabu.

Every burrower, each flier
Came for the name he had to give:
Gay, first work, ever to be prior,
Not yet sunk to primitive.

Thou, verdle; thou, McFleery’s pomma;
Thou; thou; thou—three types of grawl;
Thou, flisket; thou, kabasch; thou, comma-
Eared mashawk; thou, all; thou, all.

Were, in a fire of becoming,
Laboring to be burned away,
Then work, half-measuring, half-humming,
Would be as serious as play.

Thou, pambler; thou, rivarn; thou, greater
Wherret, and thou, lesser one;
Thou, sproal; thou, zant; thou, lily-eater.
Naming’s over. Day is done.

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 20

And of course Brother Mouzone

A middle-aged black man, wearing glasses, a suit and a bow tie. He carries a Walther PPK packed with with copper-jacketed, hollow-point, 120-grain hot street loads of his own creation.

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 20

I misses Juneteenth but One-Eye, of the Black Company

An old black wizard with a broad-brimmed hat holding a spear.

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 18

We can go even earlier! www.reddit.com/r/AskHistori...

Bentresh
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5y ago
Late Bronze Age | Egypt and Ancient Near East
Although people in antiquity did not know about microorganisms, they certainly understood that items touched by a sick person could transmit disease and needed to purified, typically both by mundane means and magical means.

For example, King Zimri-Lim of the city of Mari in Syria (18th century BCE) mentions an outbreak of disease in the palace in a letter to his wife.

I have heard "Nanna has an infection." Since she is often at the palace, it will infect the many women who are with her. Now give strict orders: No one is to drink from the cup she uses, no one is to sit on the seat she takes, and no one is to lie on the bed she uses, lest it infect the many people who are with her. This is a very contagious infection!

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 18

Me: *thinking* Maybe it's me who made the error, I'll go look it up www.simplyvoting.com/plurality-vs...

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 18

I suspect she's confusing majority with plurality I'm much more concerned with the fact that she's taking self ID as meaningful when the vast (actual) majority of so-called independent voters are de facto partisans nbc24.com/news/nation-...

Just 10% of Americans are considered non-leaning independents, according to Gallup.

Meanwhile, the American National Election Studies showed just 6.7% of voters were pure independents in 2024, the smallest share in over 70 years of that tracking.

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 18

kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

I have a license to Bluesky
Done: 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison | mileage 19057 / WoT 611 / engagement 2674 / generosity 1000+ / velocity 19.2/d / streak 15d / peak 00–02 UTC

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 18

Lauren (@NotABigJerk, aka @rotatingsandwiches.bsky.social? can't find her in search)'s "I'm not falling for that hot take" tweet

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 18

Commentary
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Drinks
By A Poster

June 9, 2026

Hello. I am a poster. I work very hard at my job of being a poster. When reply guys say write the posts, I write the posts. When reply guys ask for nudes, I give them the pictures with alt text. The main food the reply guys give me is Alf hog. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a drinks.

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 18

I said silicone, not silicon

Simpsons screenshot of "School of Hard Knockers" https://nestflix.fun/school-of-hard-knockers/

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 18

I'm sorry. I'm making a joke based on the wording of the headline: that spending by the current US Health Department can't be guaranteed not to be counterproductive

Republicans join the war on cancer on the side of cancer

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 17

Game finish:

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison@anitmata· Jun 16

WTF? Cap is 66 lbs and he's big for a border collie